Hypnotize

The act of putting someone into the altered mind-state of hypnosis.

Please hypnotize me to help me stop smoking.

by EroticTist May 14, 2008

Hypo-critic

A self-proclaimed critic who is especially fond of criticizing anything whilst being hypocritical.

John, "Hey man what's with Greg?"
Jack, "Oh he's just a hypo-critic, just ignore him."
John, "He's always so unmannerly and today he told me I'M rude. The nerve."

by misslyss. March 11, 2011

hypnoz

the hypnoz is a state of delirium, a common and severe neuropsychiatric syndrome with core features of acute onset and fluctuating course, attentional deficits and generalized severe disorganization of behavior. It typically involves other cognitive deficits, changes in arousal (hyperactive, hypoactive, or mixed), perceptual deficits, altered sleep-wake cycle, and psychotic features such as hallucinations and delusions. Other side effects are being tagged, antiqued, and passing out in a bowl of spaghetti o's. This state is usually brought on by lack of sleep due to hard clubbing and heavy bass.

after being up for a while...

Adam: "yo you hear 'em bro?"
Eddie & Jason: "hear what?"
Adam: "the hypnoz, you can hear 'em!"
Eddie & Jason: "bahaha, WTF!"

after that the state was just known as the hypnoz.

by djkineticdft August 5, 2012

hypobobia

Acute lack of boba beverage.

My hypobobia is preventing me from working. Let's get some Boba Tea, stat.

by jbgene November 15, 2017

Hypo-frantic

When someone is overly obsessive about something and keeps frantically annoying you about it until you pay attention to them

Carol wanted to play dodgeball but everyone else wanted to play soccer. Carol kept insisting they play dodgeball and wouldn't stop annoying them about it until everyone agreed with her. She is so hypo-frantic!

by Meganlevy November 14, 2019

Commuter Hypnosis

Forgetting where one's car is parked on a daily basis as a result of the monotony of college commuter life.

College student 1: Where the hell did I park my car?

College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?

by Adelphian January 26, 2014

hypnopedia

The science of teaching through subconcious conditioning utilizing audio. Term coined by Aldous Huxley in the novel Brave New World.

Repetitious audio playback when one is sleeping

by Toado December 20, 2003