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Husband Hole

Your "husband hole" refers to a woman's buttonhole. It means that your buttonhole is reserved for your husband or longterm boyfriend. It refers to women only having anal sex once they are in a committed relationship. Anal sex is not done casually as it is difficult and requires a lot of trust between partners.
"Just had some casual anal." -Said literally no woman ever.
My boyfriend and I have been together for two years so, for our anniversary, I let him into my husband hole. It was great.
by Gigi Engle August 18, 2015
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Husbando

Pronounced Huz-band-oh

A masculine mirror to Waifu coming from "Husband" (similar to how Waifu comes from "Wife"). Usually used as a name for a fictional character that you have a big crush on.
Ever since I first saw him, I had a huge crush on him. He's my Husbando
by SuxAtGaming44 November 21, 2018
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Husband Material

A guy you (girl/gay guy) would consider perfect enough to marry one day.
Kaylie: Look at Alex! He's lookin fine.

Lyndsie: Ya. He's definitely husband material.
by ThaBigCheesy October 18, 2010
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Hunstanton

Hunstanton, Norfolk, is a victorian seaside town where yearly there is a tennis tournament held in mid august. Usually consists of sloaneys and youths showing off their tans from st.tropez, vale do lobo, cornwall? underage drinking at the local pub 'the Wash and Tope' and partying or 'RAVING' everynight of the week until ones liver turns black. Where the famous junior and senior foam balls are held. A fantastic week of fun for the teenagers/rebels
FOR THE GIRLS..."DAAAAARLING, i just can't tell you how lovely it was to see you in Hunstanton this year!"

or

FOR THE BOYS..."Wash and Tope, YEEEERRR MAAAAAAAAAAAATEE!! STANTON MAAAATTEE!!!"
by summershouldbeneverending September 24, 2008
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Hustapulsit

The unknown residue, usually but not always, food goo or particles on the front of someone’s shirt. Egg yolk, spaghetti sauce, gravy, ice cream, bbq sauce- something that didn’t quite make it into the mouth. May also describe similar glop left on door handles and refrigerators. It is the substance itself, not just the stain from previous incidents.

First used circa 1953 by my father noting the common occurrence of such substances on his 5 children, who still use the term with their children and grandchildren.
“You have some hustapulsit on your shirt there, Sonny boy, go put on a clean one!
by Sidewalk May 12, 2018
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receipt hostage

When eating out: the purgatorial time between receiving the check and receiving your receipt. In this space, you are trapped, having already finished your food, but cannot leave the restaurant because the waiter inexplicably does not just take your card when he gave you the check. And when he does, takes 10 minutes to come back. Generally not seen outside the US, where waiters, more smartly, carry credit card machines with them.
Finished my meal at Applebee's at 9pm, but didn't leave til 930, spending 30 minutes as a receipt hostage.
by theoldsage November 13, 2016
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single husband

A man that is single that possesses husband qualities.
Kelsey: “I shouldn’t have ever trusted that guy Daniel. He stood me up!”
Jared: “You should’ve went for that guy Jalen! I heard he’s single husband!”
by ILOVERAINBOWS0001 November 27, 2018
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