hung like a skunk

to be incredibly hung over after a long ass night.

i went way too fuckin hard last night, im hung like a skunk

by anonymous January 29, 2022

hung like a

Hung Like a:

A prefix which is usually followed by an animal infamous for having an exceptionally large or small penis. The meaning is that the person to whom the statement is directed has a penis of a similar size as that of the animal he is "hung" like.

I.E. He's really huge, or really tiny! Depends on the animal used.

Girl 1: My boyfriend Sampson is sooo fucking amazing in bed! He's hung like a horse!
Girl 2: Lucky bitch... I'm gonna dump Gerald, he's hung like a hamster!

Other examples include the sperm whale, donkey, horse-fly, bull... I could go on!

by The Definition of a Definition November 7, 2013

Hung like a Zulu

This phrase refers to a man with an unusually large penis. The "Zulu" reference is a way of paying respects to the freakish penis size of this African warrior culture.

"Yeah, I talked to his girlfriend, and she said that he is hung like a Zulu!"

by Kurt Carlson December 28, 2007

hung Like Horse

Man with very large penis
also donkey dick
;)

Chicks dig me cause me hung like horse

by Rangi Bro May 7, 2003

Hung like a Konnoh

This phrase...once thought to be part of a long dead language lost to humanity came into usage around the 10th of August 2005 after several college students made a startling discovering at a house party...The "Konnoh" in question is as advertised..."Hung"...and as witnessed by a farely startled few students this "Konnoh" roamed the houses grounds displaying his manhood to whom ever had the eye capacity to percieve it in all its glory...quotes from various sources circled the party like a game of chinese whispers..."like an arm holding an apple" was one of many examples...so to some up...being "Hung like a Konnoh" is to be endowed with very large penis...

Was that a human looking horse walking past with its cock out or is that dude just "Hung like a Konnoh"

by The J-Man...Party Liaison September 3, 2005

Hung Like A Walrus

Having 3 foot genitals.

Dude, im hung like a walrus.

by TheBob13 January 22, 2009

Hung Like A Mule

To be hung like a mule, have you ever seen the size of a mule's unit?

Yo baby i'm hung like a mule.

by Daddylove April 24, 2003