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Hot mess

A person who's physically/sexually very attractive, but an emotional/psychological disaster area. Extremely charismatic in short bursts; typically but not necessarily great in the sack; impossible to live with. Male Patron Saint: Tom Cruise. Female Patron Saint: Lindsay Lohan/Winona Ryder (tie).
"Did you see those side boob pics of LiLo going into rehab?"

"She looked great in court, too. Man, she is one hot mess."
by SmallieBiggs May 31, 2013
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Hotness

Looking fire
Super hot all the time
So hawtttt
Aghhh
Damn look at dakotah canell today he is so hot!! Look at all that hotness!
by Kate W 1234 September 26, 2018
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Hotness Stick

A hotness stick is a thermometer nailed to a piece of wood that is used to indicate the temperature.
"Hey Luca, is the hotness stick broken yet?"
by tonyott2005 February 1, 2023
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Proximity Hotness

Definition: A person who is regarded as 'hot' only because they are close by or seen everyday.
Examples:

ex 1- " Joan is hot eh?"

" No she isn't. It's just because she working in our office, your suffering from proximity hotness..."

ex 2 - That dude is hot eh?"

" No he isn't. It's just because your in jail, your suffering from proximity hotness...

Other examples: office hot, school hot, some milfs, in rare occasions 'girl next door' is just proximity hotness or the dreaded jail hot.

Proximity hotness is also effected by the talent of hotness you see day to day. Less talent= more susceptible to proximity hotness.
by oakvilleBIGL October 30, 2011
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trifecta of hotness

A group of three people who are astoundingly hot individualy and add to the other two members of the trifecta of hotness' hotness just by being.
Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki and Misha Collins of Supernatural are the most common example of the trifecta of hotness.
by PiscisCruor September 21, 2013
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State-side Hotness Rating

During times when a male is cut off from females, such as deployment, hotness ratings may become artificially inflated. The state-side hotness rating is a Hotness Rating equivalent to the rating a female would be if they were in the Continental United States. The simplest method to determine this is the "mantourage / 2" method. Simply take the number of bros in her mantourage(flock of dudes surrounding her) and divide it by two.
Ex: Girl has 9 bros flocking around her.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.
by MarkyMark33 May 17, 2014
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Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness

A small Brazillian man (boy) who thinks he is a god when it comes to women, drinking and powerlifting. While in fact he would be more suited as an Oompa Loompa being pegged by a weeb.
Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness, nah more like midget man and his little chopper of cheese
by The Tired Engineer December 8, 2019
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