Hot Carl

All Of You Are Wrong... a Hot Carl is performed by pressing one's unwiped anus onto a doorknob, so that the next person to use the door gets a slippery handful of shit. Named after a bitter, unpopular delivery driver. It has also been referred to as a Greasy Pablo,Greasy Pepe' and a Steamy Dave.

Jeff went to open the front door at work and realized he'd been given a Hot Carl

by Jonny Five May 18, 2006

Hot Carl

When anal sex occurs and the receiver Inturn performs oral sex directly after anal.

I need to brush my teeth after I gave a Hot Carl last night. My mouth tastes like actual shit

by Cookie Leroux February 13, 2017

Hot Carl

When you get fucked by Sling Blade.

I thought it was weird when Billy gave me that Hot Carl last night. It scared the shit out of me. Soooo good, though! Nothin' like getting fucked by a retard!

by frenchfriedpotaters January 27, 2009

hot carl

Receiving oral sex while defacating.

Jenna gave her boyfriend a blow job while he took a hairy dump.

by Shweetbox May 16, 2005

Hot Carling Academy

It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.

Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.

by DX25 November 10, 2008

Hot Carl

The act of shitting off the side of a tugboat while underway.

The Captan pulled a hot Carl today because he was so fucked up on spice he couldn't walk down the steps to the bathroom.

by TeamFunkyTown May 20, 2016

Hot Carl Weathers

The Hot Carl Weathers is an evolved form of the Hot Carl. Whereas a typical Hot Carl involves saran wrap over your face as your partner drops a steaming load of crap on your eyes, a "Hot Carl Weathers" has a very large black man, roughly the size of the actor Carl Weathers, working his anal magic all over your face.

A Hot Carl Weathers requires twice the saran wrap as a typical Hot Carl.

by Ballsballson June 8, 2016