All Of You Are Wrong... a Hot Carl is performed by pressing one's unwiped anus onto a doorknob, so that the next person to use the door gets a slippery handful of shit. Named after a bitter, unpopular delivery driver. It has also been referred to as a Greasy Pablo,Greasy Pepe' and a Steamy Dave.
by Jonny Five May 11, 2006
by Cookie Leroux February 13, 2017
I thought it was weird when Billy gave me that Hot Carl last night. It scared the shit out of me. Soooo good, though! Nothin' like getting fucked by a retard!
by frenchfriedpotaters January 27, 2009
by Shweetbox May 16, 2005
It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.
Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.
by DX25 November 28, 2006
The Captan pulled a hot Carl today because he was so fucked up on spice he couldn't walk down the steps to the bathroom.
by TeamFunkyTown May 21, 2016
The Hot Carl Weathers is an evolved form of the Hot Carl. Whereas a typical Hot Carl involves saran wrap over your face as your partner drops a steaming load of crap on your eyes, a "Hot Carl Weathers" has a very large black man, roughly the size of the actor Carl Weathers, working his anal magic all over your face.
by Ballsballson April 17, 2016