by Theonetheycallednerdy July 18, 2016

by kittycatxoxo December 14, 2010

by ShazzySprinkles March 2, 2017

a bunch of people in a religious congregation that also don't like the SCP Foundation. so yeah, obviously they have guns because THATS WHAT REAL CHRISTANS DO YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (and I can't stress this enough) HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW.
WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE S̶̛̛̱̫͈͍̋̏̎̈́̐̔͊͆͂͗̽͐͌̓̈́̌͌̈́̐̈́͆̋̀̽̍͊̄̐̌̆͊̀͘C̴̢̧̛̤͈̖̖̭̭̥̆̊̾͊̿́͒̇̏͆̋͊̈̈́̐͘͜͜͠͝͠ͅP̵̡̨̡̛̛͇̳͉̺̪̲̗͇͔̳̱̆̓͑̔̉̀̓̍̄͑́̑̓͌̂̌̊̅̑̊͋̈́̔̊̔̕͘͘͝͠- ̛͓̰̳̯̘̪̈͗͆͌͛̇̃̈͛̋̾̀̑̽̊̂͌̃̎̄̀̌̅͋͊́͒͘̕̚͝͝6̶̢̨̡̨̧̮͎̘̳̱̘̬͔͇͎͙̠̣͇͓̬͔̞̯̝̺͈̥̩̲̪͓͛͛̐̈́̀͋̈͑̑̆͊̈́̕͝4̴̢̛̛̛̹̱̙̯̘͔̺̙̠̥̗͈̹̹͕̺̘͕̠̦̫͚̩̼̻̲̪̫͈͕̺̞̲̞̺͎̆̀́͒͒̾̌̅̉̈̈́̿͒̏̍͆̊̉͘̕̕͜͜͝͝ͅ2̶̢̧̡̨̡̬̟̹̥̲̭̰̦̭̹̖̤̹̩̳̌̆̑̚͜2̶̨̡̖͕̣̞̦͕̆̎̈́͒̋̾͑͐͌́̍͌̈́̀͘͜ INCIDENT.
WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE S̶̛̛̱̫͈͍̋̏̎̈́̐̔͊͆͂͗̽͐͌̓̈́̌͌̈́̐̈́͆̋̀̽̍͊̄̐̌̆͊̀͘C̴̢̧̛̤͈̖̖̭̭̥̆̊̾͊̿́͒̇̏͆̋͊̈̈́̐͘͜͜͠͝͠ͅP̵̡̨̡̛̛͇̳͉̺̪̲̗͇͔̳̱̆̓͑̔̉̀̓̍̄͑́̑̓͌̂̌̊̅̑̊͋̈́̔̊̔̕͘͘͝͠- ̛͓̰̳̯̘̪̈͗͆͌͛̇̃̈͛̋̾̀̑̽̊̂͌̃̎̄̀̌̅͋͊́͒͘̕̚͝͝6̶̢̨̡̨̧̮͎̘̳̱̘̬͔͇͎͙̠̣͇͓̬͔̞̯̝̺͈̥̩̲̪͓͛͛̐̈́̀͋̈͑̑̆͊̈́̕͝4̴̢̛̛̛̹̱̙̯̘͔̺̙̠̥̗͈̹̹͕̺̘͕̠̦̫͚̩̼̻̲̪̫͈͕̺̞̲̞̺͎̆̀́͒͒̾̌̅̉̈̈́̿͒̏̍͆̊̉͘̕̕͜͜͝͝ͅ2̶̢̧̡̨̡̬̟̹̥̲̭̰̦̭̹̖̤̹̩̳̌̆̑̚͜2̶̨̡̖͕̣̞̦͕̆̎̈́͒̋̾͑͐͌́̍͌̈́̀͘͜ INCIDENT.
THI Guy 1: Help me! I've been shot!
THI Guy 2: God, may you please bless this man with good health... As we're members of The Horizon Initiative...
SCP-343: Uh... give me sloppy toppy and then I'll do it.
THI Guy 2: God, may you please bless this man with good health... As we're members of The Horizon Initiative...
SCP-343: Uh... give me sloppy toppy and then I'll do it.
by man of many mans August 26, 2023

Deviant sexual act wherein a man, giving it to his woman jackhammer style, yells, "Oh no, the blowout preventer is failing," drops her on the ground, pulls out, falls down on the floor next to her, blows his load on her stomach, and then sets it on fire.
Guy 1: "Last night night I was feeling a little frisky so I gave her a Deepwater Horizon."
Guy 2: "I had no idea semen was flammable. Oh well, at least you didn't use the top kill maneuver. That shit is nasty."
Guy 2: "I had no idea semen was flammable. Oh well, at least you didn't use the top kill maneuver. That shit is nasty."
by BPexec1 May 31, 2010

The moment in time when you know you are just seconds from being kicked-out of your home or apartment and will be falling into the black hole of homelessness.
When I heard the loud knock at my door, I knew it was the Sheriff and that I was about to cross over the evict horizon.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
