Hollister

a Clothing and accessory store you can find at most malls/large cities where it's so dark all you can see is the clothes, and it's so loud all you can hear is.........nothing unless you yell.

at Hollister:

"Where can I find an employee around here to help me?"

"Right Here! How can I help you?"

"I can't see you, but I want to try this on. Where's the fitting room?"

"What?"

"WHERE IS THE FITTING ROOM!?"

"WHAT?"

"NVM"

by iHateHoCo April 13, 2010

Hollister Co.

A store with good quality and well fitting clothes, within a mid to high price range. Even though the clothes are pretty cool I think anybody who has ever stepped foot in there can say it's one of the most horrible places to shop because it's dimly lit, roasting hot, blares music at what sounds like 300 decibels and has an overpowering smell of perfume that will make you feel sick within 30 seconds. Just order it online for your own good.

Guy 1: Dude, that shirt is nice and all, but how did you even get out of Hollister Co. alive? It's like a freaking gas chamber in there!

by Helloilikeu456 July 27, 2012

hollister boy

The Hollister boy is your typical teenage fuck boy/douchebag. Only wears Hollister and chains, jeans, or khakis.

That white Hollister boy just said the N-word.
He's such a fuck boy

by viqeel April 22, 2020

Caleb Logan Hollister

Very strange appearance, doesn’t wear jeans, most commonly described as scary.
Can be heard saying “Really digging this new sweatshirt.” While holding a guitar. Or saying, “Really loving this new jumper.” While playing the flute.

“Wow Caleb Logan Hollister is really digging his new sweatshirt.”

by Robloxboomer69 January 3, 2020

hollister co.

a store that sells shirts with mildly innapropriate sayings, such as "californians do it better." or "what tan lines?." another frequently marketed frase is "Hollister surf." their target demographic is anyone who neither surfs or is from california.

girl 1: look! my shirt says CALIFORNIA SURF!
girl 2: thats cool...but were not from california, and you dont surf.
girl 1: oh, thats right

by holyroman April 19, 2005

Hollister

A store where young teens who want to look the same waste all their money. The clothing comes in many different colors but all say the same thing. It is also a store that is technically not designer. Just a wannabe. Teens also think that the clothing is worn by rich people but truth be told real rich people buy clothing that's hundreds or over a thousand dollars like Chanel, Giorgio Armani, Ralph Lauren, etc.

Hollister is in fact a Low-end chain store.

Jake- "Like dude i'm so rich cuz like i spent $80 dollars on this Hollister sweater."

James-" So what i spent $800 dollars on this trench Jacket at Prada, as well as $200 on this suit at Armani Exchange, and by the way man you look kind of faggish."

by Nacho1898 February 1, 2010

Hollister

An overpriced, heavily perfumed store commonly found in malls, that attracts various perfect-looking teenage girls (and sometimes boys) that like to shop for shirts that advertise the store across their boob area, and hundred-dollar pre-ripped jeans with quality that can also be found at other stores, for less money. Abercrombie and Fitch, who owns the store, is more expensive, but most times, not by much.

Hollister brand clothing is used in public schools to define your wealth. It is the uniform of the stereotypical rich teen girl. If you don't own any Hollister, you must be poor, and therefore, uncool.

Girl 1: "Hey, girl!"
Girl 2: "Hey!"
Girl 1: "I thought we were gonna wear our Hollister shirts today..."
Girl 2: "Mine is dirty, my mom and I have to go do some laundry at the Laundromat this weekend."
Girl 1: "Ew, the LAUNDROMAT? And...You only have ONE Hollister shirt? You...You poor person! Get away from me!"

by MyNameisCool:D November 20, 2009