"Aragorn can we stop for second midday lunch? We just finished smoking and we are hungry."
"Damn Hobbit, stop smoking your pipeweed!!"
"But we were Hobbiting this morning!!!"
"Damn Hobbit, stop smoking your pipeweed!!"
"But we were Hobbiting this morning!!!"
by Captain Jim T. Rustles November 14, 2013
A secret organizaton known only by the name of B.U.S.H (Baddly Used Shit Heads). created almost exact clones of Mini Me. They named these new creatures while they were all drunk. When they woke up the next morning, they found that the H.O.B.B.I.T.S. (Horribly obese bumbling bribeing intellectual tyranus shitheads) had escaped. They then hired a mercenary nicknamed G.A.N.D.A.L.F (gay asshole nabbing diapers after licking fishsticks) to catch them. The whole thing ended up being a big hit, so it was made a movie. For more information, see "racists".
by ro91 November 25, 2005
A hobbit is:
a. A person of short stature, can be known as a midget or possibly Frodo, a partially famous hobbit.
b. A person with hairy hairy feet
c. A short fat person with hairy feet which can also be known as a nazi, dragonlady
d. All of the above.
a. A person of short stature, can be known as a midget or possibly Frodo, a partially famous hobbit.
b. A person with hairy hairy feet
c. A short fat person with hairy feet which can also be known as a nazi, dragonlady
d. All of the above.
Person 1: Hobbit is lecturing again!
Person 2: You mean the nazi?!
Person 3: Nazi is being nice, she is a bloody dragonlady!
Person 2: Crap she is looking at us, play dead!!
Person 3: oh it burns, it burns!!!
Person 2: You mean the nazi?!
Person 3: Nazi is being nice, she is a bloody dragonlady!
Person 2: Crap she is looking at us, play dead!!
Person 3: oh it burns, it burns!!!
by (pro'n Cass-I) August 10, 2007
by bob hastle February 20, 2005
A small boy by the name of Jacob who is a Housekeeper. Jacob, the Housekeeper, has small little hobbit feet and is also known as a W.O.W. Fag.
Also known as the Hobbizle. The hobbinator. The Hobbinizleator!
Also known as the Hobbizle. The hobbinator. The Hobbinizleator!
by EP_SWAT September 18, 2007
a very short person, whose really loud, in love with a person that starts with a k, is not allowed to have caffine, is in love with house and "house", bowls... really bad=D and is annoying to some people...(tood and carl and paul. etc.)
by Samantha Randazzo January 20, 2009