hetero-lifemate

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.

*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."

by girl7 December 8, 2006

Hemerage

The emotion felt upon discovering that your arse is bleeding due to the butt-fucking you just got. Similar to road rage caused by someone cutting infront of you in traffic (See hunter).

Chris Shanahan hemeraged in his bedroom at 42 Ladybird St, Strathpine.

by Anonymous QGL goon. June 15, 2003

HeteroBromance

When a heterosexual male, is friends with another heterosexual male, and will have an intimate relationship with him envolving kissing, and doing Bromance type things, it will not be a sexually envolved relationship between two guys but may included a brojob(blowjob). It doesnt have to be just between to heterosexual male friends it may also be when a heterosexual male and another guy that he envies.

Bro: Hey bro you wanna come to my house tonight?
Friend: Sure dude! I will see you at 8pm
-"Watching a Movie"-
Bro: (goes over to kiss friend)
Friend: (breaks apart from kiss) What was that dude?
Bro: I love you like a bro dude! No homo!
Friend: (Thinks saying) Ohhhh (goes back to kissing)
-"They start to get more intimate touching eachother"-
Bro: (pulls off Friends pants and gives brojob; a blowjob by two straight males)
Friend: Bro dude you just gave me a blow job! Are you Gay or Bi?
Bro: No dude Im HeteroBromance

by MTA1992 February 27, 2011

Heerva

Literally is the thickest person on earth. Super funny and skinny. I think everyone has a crush on her. She is literally a goddess. She also is definitely NOT a dry texter.

Arush: I think imma ask Heerva to be my girlfriend
Maahi: Nah, i’m way better than her.
Arush: Ew no wtf Heerva is a goddess you look like a rat.

by Sycamore Boys❤️ June 30, 2021

hetero life mate

best friends who no longer refer to themselves as best friends. because their so close they know they will never part.

dude are corey and billy gay?
No man their just hetero life mates.
OHH ok dude.

by howdiekiddies March 27, 2008

hetero-curious

adj. Used to describe someone who is homosexual and has the desire to experiment with the opposite sex. The state of mind could be a graduial decline or a heriditary trait. Most people find their true inner sexual desire during their years at college, where they might decide to dabble with members of the other sex.

After beginning to dabble with manhunt.net Andy soon realized that his orientation needed to be changed to hetero-curious.

by abcg March 13, 2005

hefer

A negative word towards a female. Usually meaning that she is fat and ugly, rude and bitchy.

"That hefer stole my man, she knows that she is not all that!"

by Gangstax3kate09 January 15, 2007