Dirty Todd Helton

A common term for getting to first base with a girl. Generally used when drinking is involved such as at a party or camping.

"Do you even know what first base is?"

"Ya, i gave my girlfriend the dirty Todd Helton just the other day."

by The Mountain Man June 30, 2009

Helston

A particularly unpleasant little town in Cornwall, famous for a sweet little dance that it is inordinately proud of but the rest of Cornwall laughs at. Has a few good pubs (actually just the one - the Angel) and an epically crappy theme park called Flambards, which has one good ride, which is normally broken. Its one claim to fame is that every other town in the country is to the north of Helston. That's it.

Let's go to Helston! On second thoughts, that would be a bad idea.

by Falman October 18, 2008

Miss Heaston

Sexiest and naughtiest teacher alive. Don't be late for her class.

I spanked Miss Heaston with a yard stick.
Miss Heaston was naughty and had to have her name written on the board.

by Phil Mikels & Michael Puleo August 5, 2004

Haston

A massive chode.

"He's such a Haston!!"

by TheStarLord21 December 21, 2016

Blooming Hestonthal

Something that is over complicated, usually just for the sake of showing off.

You’ve made a right Blooming Hestonthal of that.

or,

You've really Blooming Hestonthaled your decking, mate.

by Ralph King January 11, 2010

heptonitis

When such person with the last name “Hepton” is sick for my multiple days out of the week. A sickness so uncontrollable that it cripples you to the point where you are put on disability.

“You coming into work tomorrow man?”
“Not gonna happen guy, I got Heptonitis”

by Heptonitis August 27, 2021

Hemstone

A self determined person who will go any miles just to get what he wants. He loves truly and enjoy being nice to everyone around him. He is smart and selfless.

I will get all i deserve,i am hemstone.

by Sweeerieee November 22, 2021