by MozzyFX January 29, 2018
Get the Hess mug.A symbol, of Mentel retardation. Warning: Buying your son a Hess truck is the retardation equivalent of giving him ten Bionicles, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess related autism. Please, we need your help.
Guy one: "I heard your son started playing Sonic games." Guy two: "Yeah, he hasen't been the same since we got him that Hess Truck"
by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018
Get the Hess mug.A person who takes things to seriously and is unable to form opinions outside of socially excepted norms. A Hess also has a very hard time having fun or being spontaneous and frowns upon those that are fun and spontaneous.
Example 1
Person 1:Can you guys stop dancing and playing music? It’s 2:30 in the afternoon!
Person 2:Wow, you are such a Hess! Do you even know what fun is?
Example 2
Our governor is such a Hess, he is keeping us on lockdown for another two months even though there have been no new cases in weeks!
Person 1:Can you guys stop dancing and playing music? It’s 2:30 in the afternoon!
Person 2:Wow, you are such a Hess! Do you even know what fun is?
Example 2
Our governor is such a Hess, he is keeping us on lockdown for another two months even though there have been no new cases in weeks!
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It is located in the center of Germany. In days of old allied with England. Soldiers from there fought against the american independence.
It is located in the center of Germany. In days of old allied with England. Soldiers from there fought against the american independence.
Hesse is worthy a visit.
by Philip the brave November 23, 2021
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Have your heard of Sandra Hess? The crackhead with no panties and that sings at washed out bars? Yea that Sandra
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