N) 1 a: The state of an ass after it has been hemmed to remove excessive length. This is a highly desirable type of surgery for a woman who owns an ass that is elongated through either some natural or unnatural phenomenon. These phenomenons might include, but are in no means limited to multiple violent childbirth, a long hard life in the Southern United States, biological damage due to the wanton consumption of overly fatty foods, and long term exposure to an architecture office.
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1. (a) That blonde chick from next door is tall, but, not in a good way, she’ll be hot after she gets her ass hemmed.
2. (a) Dude, you had better be careful, you keep letting the architects stress you out and you are going to rip your ass hem.
1. (a) That blonde chick from next door is tall, but, not in a good way, she’ll be hot after she gets her ass hemmed.
2. (a) Dude, you had better be careful, you keep letting the architects stress you out and you are going to rip your ass hem.
by Tlahtoani Anubis March 16, 2007
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Syn: staple your shit, fold your shit, hide the fact that your to poor, cheap or lazy to actually fix ur shit. I mean honestly its not that expensive
Ant: actually fix ur shit, regular hem
Misspellings: ghetto him. That's completely different shit
Syn: staple your shit, fold your shit, hide the fact that your to poor, cheap or lazy to actually fix ur shit. I mean honestly its not that expensive
Ant: actually fix ur shit, regular hem
Misspellings: ghetto him. That's completely different shit
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