Teresa Heinz Kerry

a stupid rich girl who just so happens to be marrying all these rich people and keeping their names

Don't let your daughter marry too many men or she may end up a Teresa Heinz Kerry.

by nonoyawns January 20, 2005

heinz 57

A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" that involves a drunk male assuring an even drunker female that he in indeed wearing a jimmy hat. Once he's finished unloading his baby batter inside her and breaks the news to the skank, he forces her to hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back of her head like a Heinz 57 bottle.

Friend1: "Yo Travis, did you take Angie home last night and hit that shit raw?"

Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"

by Tyrone Kizzaps March 8, 2007

Teresa Heinz Kerry

A disaster, the Kerry campaign's cause of death. A Democrat myself, the only word that came to my mind when she spoke at the convention was "Ugh".

Teresa Heinz Ketchup.

by TriBeCaDuDe January 23, 2005

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun

Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.

Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

Heinz Minecraft

Guy who likes to play minecraft, who loves minecraft, who will kill his entire family for minecraft, he also farts and is incredibly funny, he hates jews and black people, he loves Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. Unfortunately, he is Polish

,,Did you seriously just shit in the sink? You are really a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

by penizeman June 20, 2022

Heinz Minecraft

Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.

He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING

,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''

by penizeman June 20, 2022