by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 6, 2003
Get the heffer mug.1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.
2. A female cow
3. A pregnant female trying to hide it by saying she's fat.
2. A female cow
3. A pregnant female trying to hide it by saying she's fat.
"wow she is such a heffer! she never stops telling me what im doing wrong, that fat heffer!"
"farmer joe just bought a heffer for only $300!"
"her stomach is looking big lately..she says she is just gaining weight but i think she is really a heffer."
"farmer joe just bought a heffer for only $300!"
"her stomach is looking big lately..she says she is just gaining weight but i think she is really a heffer."
by onethereal March 13, 2010
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by fty2 July 6, 2003
Get the heffer111 mug.1.A female cow who has not had any young yet.
2.A term manly used by Aferican American women against eachother as an insult.
3.A very heavy woman.
2.A term manly used by Aferican American women against eachother as an insult.
3.A very heavy woman.
1."When is that heifer gonna make some babies?"
2."You damn HEIFER! You stole my baby-daddy."
3."Look at that heifer.She needs to pay a little visit to Jenny Craig."
2."You damn HEIFER! You stole my baby-daddy."
3."Look at that heifer.She needs to pay a little visit to Jenny Craig."
by A-Riv December 23, 2006
Get the heifer mug.A disgustingly ugly chick aged between 13-21 who appears to be a young cow but on closer inspection is actually a human.
The clothes they wear include: full purple tracksuit, shirts that are slightly to small around the waist and fluffy tangled hair.
They would gladly take ten penises at once but unfortunately no man in their right mind would have sex with one of these wild beasts. They can be found looking for a mate on online dating websites and working as underpaid secretaries in country towns.
The clothes they wear include: full purple tracksuit, shirts that are slightly to small around the waist and fluffy tangled hair.
They would gladly take ten penises at once but unfortunately no man in their right mind would have sex with one of these wild beasts. They can be found looking for a mate on online dating websites and working as underpaid secretaries in country towns.
by sperma toadle August 21, 2010
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