The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)
(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!
by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021
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dick head of the day

it is the person that makes 2 many dick headed mistakes like trippin n falling
peter is the dick head of the day because he stole a scooter n fell on a curve
by KiDdZERO January 5, 2009
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On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)
Today is eat a vsco girl’s head off day
by micky the dog October 24, 2019
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When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP
This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017
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National Give head day!

On May 1st give any and anyone head . Make sure it’s good tho because nobody needs bad head.
It’s May 1st babe get on your knees and give me sum sloppy head . It’s national give head day!
by Xxxporno.xvx.com April 30, 2019
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National give head day

September 24th is national give head day, ask anyone, guy or girl and they’ll give you head
Yo, give me head
Okay Of course just because it’s national give head day
by Cubanmissle September 18, 2022
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