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national give a jew head day

“babe cmon it’s national give a jew head day
by anonymous April 18, 2022
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15th april: give Matisse head day

The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)
(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!
by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021
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dick head of the day

it is the person that makes 2 many dick headed mistakes like trippin n falling
peter is the dick head of the day because he stole a scooter n fell on a curve
by KiDdZERO January 5, 2009
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eat a vsco girl’s head off day

On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)
Today is eat a vsco girl’s head off day
by micky the dog October 24, 2019
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Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP
This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017
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National bald head day

Hey it’s national bald head day expose ha bald ass
by Bucketgetta November 19, 2019
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National ‘give him head day’

If I guy asks you to give him head, you must do it at either your crib, or his. If not, it doesn’t count.
Hey I always wanted to give you head, it’s National ‘give him head day’ can I come over?
by Factually Proven April 12, 2019
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