some crazy wiz kid who carries around a stick and yells out random latin roots claiming they're spells.
by Ragdoll<3 March 08, 2009
1) To get a chick reallly high
2) get a broom
3) make a lightning bolt on her forehead with jiz
4) fuck the chick with the brooom while saying "RIDE THAT SHIT LIKE THE QUITTICH WORLD CUP"
5) lock her in a small cubbord under some stairs and run away
2) get a broom
3) make a lightning bolt on her forehead with jiz
4) fuck the chick with the brooom while saying "RIDE THAT SHIT LIKE THE QUITTICH WORLD CUP"
5) lock her in a small cubbord under some stairs and run away
"so i was at this party and cassie got soooooo stoned that sherman Harry Pottered her"
"really?"
"yha she woke up in kelseys broom closet and said her ass really hurt, turns out he stuck the broom in the wrong hole"
"ouch"
"really?"
"yha she woke up in kelseys broom closet and said her ass really hurt, turns out he stuck the broom in the wrong hole"
"ouch"
by jork June 23, 2007
A dull piece of literature, oddly considered a classic. Flat characters with no real developement. The floor plan for what is now, and what was always intended to be, a franchise of epic proportions. Christians think it's evil.
Only soccer players, kids the ages of 8-14, and people who don't know fine literature read harry Potter.
I think it's great that little Satanist have something to read and learn about or dark lord, satan!
I think it's great that little Satanist have something to read and learn about or dark lord, satan!
by Luke July 20, 2004
the name of a boy who just happens to be the star of a hit book series. meep, I would kill myself if that was my name...mnea
harry-hey!
boy 1-STFU n00b! >:O
boy 2-1 4m l337!
harry-cmon guys, dont make fun of me!
boy 1-die! and btw die!
boy 2-sorry, just..no mnea do me
harry-ok
boy 1-dang im left out
hermoiney-you can have me
boy 1-ok lets read/make out
boy 1-STFU n00b! >:O
boy 2-1 4m l337!
harry-cmon guys, dont make fun of me!
boy 1-die! and btw die!
boy 2-sorry, just..no mnea do me
harry-ok
boy 1-dang im left out
hermoiney-you can have me
boy 1-ok lets read/make out
by Jimmik December 30, 2003
1.the best books ever written
2. a series of mediocre films with multiple directors adn really ot male actors
2. a series of mediocre films with multiple directors adn really ot male actors
harry potter is my life!!!!
by suzyq91 October 15, 2007
book series that is an entertaining read, but not all that original, and kind of a degrassi-like fantasy series.
read lord of the rings if you wanna see ORIGINAL stuff about things more important than who's goin out with who.
read lord of the rings if you wanna see ORIGINAL stuff about things more important than who's goin out with who.
friend: dude wormtail is a jerk! he sold out harry potter's parents!
me: well rowling is a jerk because she took him from wormTONGUE, the creepy assistant to saruman in lotr. and longbottom was a hobbit weed before it was neville's last name, and aragorn was a king before aragog was a spider, and dumbledore was a creature killed by bilbo before it was a wizard dude.
friend:...shit.
me: well rowling is a jerk because she took him from wormTONGUE, the creepy assistant to saruman in lotr. and longbottom was a hobbit weed before it was neville's last name, and aragorn was a king before aragog was a spider, and dumbledore was a creature killed by bilbo before it was a wizard dude.
friend:...shit.
by lemae August 28, 2008
a fun/fantasy book for everyone
there is 5 books so far and expecting 2 more series
a book that some ppls dis and hate alot cuz its gay
there is 5 books so far and expecting 2 more series
a book that some ppls dis and hate alot cuz its gay
by hairy pothead October 10, 2003