Jad Harb Job

1. A catastrophic mishap of a construction project, where it seems like the builder had two left hands, a blindfold, and perhaps a mild aversion to straight lines.
2. A job so poorly done, it makes DIY disasters look like masterpieces.

"Did you see that crooked wall? Must've been a Jad Harb Job. I've seen straighter noodles in my soup!"

by Evil vanquisher October 14, 2023

Harben Hooben

Harben Hooben is a term used to describe having sex.

Do you fancy some Harben Hooben?

by Steve Woodier November 14, 2007

Habebe

The one you love and want to give them a nickname but their name is just so basic.

Goodnight, Habebe!

by TiredCupcake August 31, 2016

hamberders

(n.) Either 300 or 1,000 hamburgers served cold on silver plates which "I paid" for.

Originated from the Orange King's tweet: "Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!" (2019-01-15)

1. Could I have a cup of covfefe served with that hamberder?
2. due to a large order placed yesterday, we're all out of hamberders.
just serving hamburgers today. —Burger King

by EcoLof January 15, 2019

Harb

One who is picked. The favorite.
The thing that is most sought after.

1. Just as expected, the harb won the race.
2. The steak Angela picked out was definitely the harb.

by Jadey Hansen September 26, 2006

habberdashery

men's clothing store

I needed a new tie, so I went to a habberdashery and spoke to the habberdasher. Meanwhile, my wife needed a new hat, so she went to the milinery.

by Figleaf23 June 2, 2007

Hamberder

A variant of the popular fast food menu item hamburger, invented and also served (paid for) by US President Donald Trump at the White House. Please note that it is not recommended that you eat over 1,000 hamberders as this can lead to serious health problems.

(In reality, 'Hamberders' is yet another monumental typo from Mr Donald Trump which was posted on his official Twitter account. One can only assume that he did, in fact, intend to say 'hamburgers')

Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!

by hamberders January 15, 2019