Slap happy 

Slapping the hands together as though you are happy and high on life for what you are doing at the moment, or what you are planing to do in the near future.

I'm slap happy because we are going to Mc.Donalds. Mc.Donalds is a "Slap Happy " place.

Slap happy by Look0ut July 3, 2018

Slap happy crappy 

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.

I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in

Slap happy crappy by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021

slap happy grandpappy 

in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor

oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.

1: whos those boomers there!!!!
2: your big fat granny with yur slap happy grandpappy

slap happy grandpappy by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021

slap happy 

Slap happy describes a guy who likes to jerk off A LOT - as in more than what is considered normal or healthy.

Dave: "Have you seen Bill around?" Bob, "No, I haven't seen Bill around in a long while - I heard he likes to stay in and slap his slap-stick around all day - I'm afraid he's gone slap happy!"

slap happy by flippedwaffle June 7, 2022

Slap Happy Grand Pappy 

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.

Slap Happy Grand Pappy by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023

Slap Happy 

When stuffing your girl from behind and your balls slap against her butt cheeks so long that it throws her into a euphoric state

Damn you're in a good mood ever since we went to the bedroom you've been slap Happy

Slap Happy by California finest January 2, 2025

Happy Slappy Jam 

A kid-friendly word for male ejaculate procured through masturbatory efforts.

Person one: "I like to wibble the wubby and make my happy slappy jam."

Person two: "The fuck did you just say in front of my child?"

Happy Slappy Jam by Vorshack July 6, 2020