That slap-happy fuckwit should have been a blowjob
by vikings#1fan July 21, 2015
For best results do this one in the dark. When the famale partner askes for the male to pull out, the male should cum in his hand. he should then go up to the famale partner and act like he is gonna slap her in the face with the jizz hand, he should slap her in the face a few times with the unjizzed hand. After her gaurd is down the male must slap his female partner in the face with the jizzed on hand.
by Paul Trahan April 22, 2003
While getting some head from a dime and ya cant get it up... grab your dick and spin it around in a circle a couple of times to wind up and slap her right across the face with a limp dick!!!
by Dave 6 September 23, 2003
Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"
Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"
Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"
by T.Wilson January 1, 2013
the conclusion to the "yo mama" conflicts:
bob- what did we have for homework today?
bill- yo mama
bob- yo daddy
bill- you slap happy pappy
bob- what did we have for homework today?
bill- yo mama
bob- yo daddy
bill- you slap happy pappy
by ninj4 March 23, 2004
"Want to go eat some shrimp at that one restaurant you like?"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"
by Cyrus9201 October 11, 2013
by Barnaby Jones II February 16, 2009