Hulk Handy

To receive a vigorous hand job from a male or female with extremely large, fat, hulk like, hands. In the case of a hulk handy, the hand doing the stroking is so large and so fat even the most endowed cock may appear small.

Roger joined weight watcher s not to loose weight, but to troll for large, fat handed women to give him an occasional hulk handy.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Harambe Handy

When she/he got that gorilla grip and damn near rips your dick off jacking it.

She was a nubile but damn she gave me a Harambe handy and almost tore it off.

I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

handy jammer

Verb-a hand job or to jerk off.

Ex: tom got a handy jammer from nancy behind the shed.
Ex: my mom walked in while I was giving myself a handy jammer.

by vasshole September 27, 2010

handy snack

Slang for an unexpected hand job, usually associated with initial disappointment followed by unexpected satisfaction.

I was hoping for more, but all I got from Sarah was a handy snack.

by Miachel, Andy, Nader November 9, 2008

Handy Dancer

A girl or woman who while grinding on a guy on the dance floor, reaches around and puts her hand down his pants and proceeds to stroke his penis. i.e. a handjob while dancing

College is a great place to find A Handy Dancer, if you're in the mood to bust a move or bust a nut.

by TheGreatestEver1 December 29, 2011

Handy Jay

Handy jay is an euphemism for hand job. First came to my attention in the 14th American Dad episode of season 4.

Roger says: While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy, in exchange for an angry handy jay.

by mercurytoxic May 10, 2009

Randy Handy

Randy handy is the term implying a handjob; an excited hand takes control of the male genetalia and really establishes who's boss.

Ralph: Dude I got a randy handy the other day, it was so excellent!
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.

by The one who is anonomous October 22, 2009