An extremely obese mass of flesh that is collectively thought of as human. To qualify for hambeast, the being must be 100 lbs. overweight, but the minimum can travel downwards if the hambeast tries to "show their stuff" when there is glaringly too much of "it."
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The party at the sorority house last night was an absolute hamper safari. My olfactory senses could not have been more satisfied.
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