Haydon

A Haydon is a one of a kind person. They are tall, dark, and handsome. They come off as a bit of a bad boy, but they're really innocently sweet. They also can make people laugh really easily. Haydons are good with their hands, and are usually very mechanically inclined. Haydons are trustworthy, usually people you can share all your secrets and problems with. Haydons are very loving and affectionate. They usually come across as flirtatious, but are just super nice and caring! Haydons have hearts for people and wants to take away all sufferings. He'll make you fall in love with him in an instant. Don't ever let a Haydon go.

Person 1: oh my gosh! My car needs new breaks.

Person 2: take it to Haydon. He'll fix it!

Girl 1: that Haydon guy is incredible!
Girl 2: I know! He's hot, funny AND sweet. Go for it!

by Lainabelle November 9, 2013

Large Hardon Collider

When two or more dudes touch their boners together.

"Hey Jeff, you want to use the Large Hardon Collider to smash our particles together?"

"No Justin, I'm not a fag"

by Strasse October 10, 2010

hamdodger

slang for jewish person

Abe can't make it, it's the high holidays and he's a hamdodger.

by C.H. #23 May 29, 2008

hambonia

The imaginary place you go when you are drunker than drunk can be.

Im headed to Hambonia.

by Colt Sever April 6, 2005

Hamon Ripple

ah yes hamon you must be a jojo fan if you came across this definition, well hello there , so Hamon also known as Ripple is a yellow energy equivalent to the light of the Sun achieved by one who can control there breathing, Hamon was originally created to give humans a fighting chance ageast undead beings like Vampires, Zombies, and ancient Aztec beings known as Pillar Man, which every one of these have a allergy towards the Sun some techniques for Hamon include Zoom Punch where a User dislocates the joints in there arm while punching giving the punch longer range, Hamon overdrive is a move where you strike any object or living thing and cause ripple energy to surge trough the target,life magnetism overdrive...Hamon is life energy so you can use it to magnetize any living thing, or person together and many more, hamon abilities.

Baron Zeppli hamon teacher: Listen, Jonathon just Breath and let the Hamon Ripple flow through your arm

Jonathan Joestar former hamon user : *Beathes manually* *Dislocates Arm Joints* ZooM PUnch!! (with hamon life energy flowing through the body it numbs the pain of the joints)

the GIF down below is a Hamon master Dire using a famous Hamon move Thunder Cross Split Attack this technique is both Defense AND Offense

by DerianHenry March 16, 2021

Hambon

A Welsh person of sound farming knowledge. Knows their way around the Royal Welsh.

He's a good hambon him, just look at his herd

Eleri is a proper hambon, I saw her getting hammered in the members tent

by cheese_and_crackers April 21, 2021

hamboned

To get really nice and drunk.

I'm getting hamboned tonight.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003