an overweight (fat) girl who spends most of her days with gay boys because straight boys aren't attracted to her. she has a lot of confidence and high self-esteem because her fags always compliment her and say that she's pretty (even tho through other peoples eyes, she's really not attractive). she's the center of attention at clubs and parties and all the fags want to dance with her and get her drunk. sometimes (most of the time) the fag hag falls in love with her fag because he knows her in and out and understands her the most. also when she's intoxicated she has a habit of making out with gay boys and at times hookin up with them (getting fingered, wackin off the fag, and rarely sex but it happens) then in some rare cases a fag hag gets pregnant by a fag and says its from a straight boy cause they dont wanna look stupid. also a fag hag gets jealous when her fag hangs out with other gurls without her, or those that she doesn't know. a fag hags life is complicated because she can't fit in with the straight crowd and only feels comfortable with the fags, but unfortunately the gay world is not stable so she tries her best to stay in the loop of things so that she doesnt get replaced by a newer, younger, prettier, or somewat skinnier fag hag.
fag 1:did u hear about that fag hag who got pregnant?
fag 2:yeah i heard it's from a gay boy.
fag 1:she says its from a straight boy, but no straight guy would wanna do her, she's an ugly fat fag hag.
fag: ur my favorite fag hag
fag hag: im ur only fag hag and i cant live without u cause without u im nothing but a fat desperate loser trying to fit into society.
fag 2:yeah i heard it's from a gay boy.
fag 1:she says its from a straight boy, but no straight guy would wanna do her, she's an ugly fat fag hag.
fag: ur my favorite fag hag
fag hag: im ur only fag hag and i cant live without u cause without u im nothing but a fat desperate loser trying to fit into society.
by retired fag hag September 16, 2008
Get the fag hagmug. Usually an overweight female with too much make up, perfume and no self esteem. Runs with gay guys for the attention. Always hoping for a gay guy to "cure". The reason why they have men only gay bars.
by cityguy014 July 23, 2007
Get the fag hagmug. by thelostlibertine April 2, 2005
Get the Fag hagmug. by Mooshmallow May 15, 2005
Get the fag hagmug. A woman, usually ugly and/or fat, who, due to the fact that she receives no attention from heterosexual men, desires to be around gay men. This behavior is usually acompanied by growing frustration and bitterness toward heterosexual men. Does not necessarily lead to lesbianism, yet can be a significant precursor. Avoid at all costs.
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
Get the fag hagmug. The girl that goes to prom with their gay best friend. The fag hag went to prom with her gay best friend.
by Dark Moon Princess October 27, 2007
Get the fag hagmug. A straight female who has an unusually strong desire to befriend gay men.
If you were alarmed by or made curious by others' definitions often including an explanation concerning the woman's general unattractiveness, please read the following:
In my personal experience, having been to a few gay parties myself, there is an overwhelming (100%, so far) tendency for the straight girls at the party who strongly befriend the gay guys to be rather unattractive, in one way or another.
None I have spoken with, and I am a very curious and outspoken person, have had an easy time with straight guys.
If you were alarmed by or made curious by others' definitions often including an explanation concerning the woman's general unattractiveness, please read the following:
In my personal experience, having been to a few gay parties myself, there is an overwhelming (100%, so far) tendency for the straight girls at the party who strongly befriend the gay guys to be rather unattractive, in one way or another.
None I have spoken with, and I am a very curious and outspoken person, have had an easy time with straight guys.
by Ratio May 24, 2005
Get the Fag Hagmug.