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Gandalfing

Blocking the passage of something through use of wizardry and copious amounts of staff waving. Also, basically just not letting anything through, ever.
Dude, the Republican's are totally Gandalfing Obama's every move. It's like they just don't like him or something.

How did your date go?

It was great, but she totally Gandolfed me at the end. I think I saw her delete me out of her phone after i tried to give her a good night screw.
by portlandproper February 5, 2010
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gandalf

Coke or cocaine in powder form. The color of the substance resembles that of Gandalf's outfit after his transformation from grey to white.
Sam: I was up all night. I might have to take a nap after breakfast.
Bil: No dude, just take a hit of gandalf and you'll be able to at least make it through second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, and afternoon tea.
Pip: You shall not pass out.
by scoobysnatch January 9, 2013
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ganda

Means "belongs to the ass" in India's languages where gand meand ass
"voh madarchot ganda bhai gujarati kaha hai" which means Where is that ass brother Gujarati
by sureshpatila March 30, 2009
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Grandaddy

A rapidly rising star in the world of music that is showing that there is good music out there.

Its name implies that it is the "grandaddy" of something, as some people would say that Doom is the grandaddy of first person shooter games for example.
Grandaddy did the best show on new year's eve.
by The KGB March 15, 2004
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Grandad

When you absolutely plough the shit out of the side of someone's thigh with your knee, hence named because they will be walking like a grandad for the rest of the day.
"Hey Joffy, if you don't pass me a beer I'm gonna grandad the living shit out of you!"
by Frankoyo December 2, 2013
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Grandad-ing

the concept of 'grandad-ing' is quite complicated for some people to grasp.
'grandad-ing' is when you find an innocent unaware soul in the street. U then knee them in the thigh.. and this is 'grandad-ing'...you call it 'grandad-ing' because after you have comppleted the technique you walk like a cripple...this is the 'grandad' concept :D
hello there
(pretend to go and hug the person you say hello to)
CABLAMMMM.....you knee them in the thigh...u have to knee them at the outer side of the thigh to get the fuller effect...and then u can run away and laugh and shout hahah i just 'grandad-ed' you! this is the concept of grandad-ing
by dipzy November 25, 2007
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Gandalf

The greatest wizard in the world (Middle-earth) he's so cute and adorable! Everybody should have a gandalf in their life! Someone they can talk to, someone who can always offer you advice, someone with magical powers to save u from all the baddies in the world, someone who you know will always give you a hug at the end of the day!
He's like the perfect grandad that everybody wants!
Gandalf rocks!
by surfergirl April 27, 2004
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