gut

The loud, balding, obnoxious guy that's always in front of you any place you have to wait in line: the bank, the checkout counter, McDonald's. Always has his cheesy '80s sunglasses tucked into the back of his tank top(the same tank that advertises bad beer or says "Don't Ask Me 4 Shit"), the tank that is straining at his beer belly or Hungry Man-induced same. Never wears deodorant. The guy who always passes the waiting time making comments that are corny or flat-out stupid, but for some reason, crack his shit up. All the while, he's trying in vain to suck in his stomach, and trying to flirt with the 16-year old help. Eeewww.

So, there was this... Gut in front of me last night...

Get outta the way, GUT! Nobody's impressed, and the rest of us got lives!

I got drunk last night and was a total GUT.

by Mr. Bufo December 3, 2005

Gutted

When a male penis goes so deep inside a vagina it hits the inside of a woman's stomach, causing her to orgasm violently.

Girl 1: Where did you end up last night?
Girl 2: I lost you, met this guy and got completely gutted. So good.

by Cranlow May 6, 2018

Gut

To have a real big gut. The gut gives you confidence. The gut is like a friend you can always count on.

Hey look at that guy he has a huge gut, I wish I had a gut like him.

by Gut scumbag July 14, 2014

Gut

One of the best Goregrind bands on the PLANET! HAIL GUT!

I like the Gut song "Intestinal Cumshot"

by AnatomyIsDestiny May 28, 2004

Gut

The first & best pornogrind band ever, with hillarious song titles like "Faggot Colony" (a rip-off of Carcass's beloved, smash hit "Maggot Colony"), "Defaced Slut", "Anal Sushi" & the great "Spermantor", they released two CDs: Odour of Torture & The Singles Collection, before they broke up around the mid-nineties, to form two diffrent bands Nunwhore Commando 666 & Libido Airbag, but they had a reunion show in Japan, 2004, it's rumored they have a new CD coming out.

Nate: "I can't fucking wait for the new Gut CD to come out."

Nick: "Uh...you're kindda pathetic"

Nate: "Shut up, you crackwhore-faggot!"

by Mister Fleshcage June 21, 2005

Guts

Arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Similar to Balls

You got Guts pulling that shit!

by dd_fuzz September 20, 2006

gut

fuck off - originated in England

Mark you twat will you just gut

by kirstie&leanne February 16, 2005