gurp

To ejaculate. Usually used just by itself. See examples.

I gurped on her face.

Gurp, gurp, gurp.

by GurpMan August 25, 2007

gurp

a person that is ugly on the inside

Your a gurp you motha fucka

by melanie January 22, 2004

gurp sauce

A very ugly woman thats high on methamphetamines.

The sauce from which gurp comes from.

"That gurp sauce neighbor stacy was looking through my yard at 3 in the morning last night again..."

by Linty July 8, 2003

Gurps

The genius expert knows her stuff she basically is the queen and without her command nothing is possible. Do not challenge !!!!!

Hey Tim is that Gurps you better behave in front of the Queen.

by Waheguru is great November 23, 2021

Gurped

Weird AF. When something is just "off".

That giant rubber ducky art-car at Burning Man was so gurped, dude.

by As1988 April 24, 2017

Gurp

A sticky, gross substance.

I can't eat dinner yet, I got gurp on me hands.

by Sally H. December 27, 2022

Gurps

A deeply caring, loyal, generous, ambitious, handsome, hard working guy who always tries to put everyone else’s needs ahead of his own. His delivery can sometimes be shit but his hearts always in the right place. He thinks he’s King Dingaling, always thinking he knows best and doesn’t listen to anyone - but regardless it’s undeniable, he’s without a doubt one in a million. The bestest friend you’ll ever have. If you know a Gurps you’ll be blessed for life

Don’t f with him, he’ll go all Gurps on you!

by Baby Yoda Guzzie December 9, 2021