Ted: What color is an orange?
Me: Ted, you gumblefuck, the color is the same as it's name. Just like a lemon.
Me: Ted, you gumblefuck, the color is the same as it's name. Just like a lemon.
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Then, position yourself across the room, as far away as possible while still being lined up with your partner. After achieving a full errection, use viagra if you wish but is not suggested. Then without warning, take full stride towards her all while screaming "GREASY GUMBLE GAMBLE!" As many times as possible.
The full point is in the gamble on which hole you end up inside. Or, possibly none even at all. Risk of serious injury is possible.
Then, position yourself across the room, as far away as possible while still being lined up with your partner. After achieving a full errection, use viagra if you wish but is not suggested. Then without warning, take full stride towards her all while screaming "GREASY GUMBLE GAMBLE!" As many times as possible.
The full point is in the gamble on which hole you end up inside. Or, possibly none even at all. Risk of serious injury is possible.
'thebestman' asked his woman to 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' with him. "It could be fun!", he added.
The 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' can be chill to try. Just don't attempt to Superman on your way in. "Your gonna have a bad time!"
The 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' can be chill to try. Just don't attempt to Superman on your way in. "Your gonna have a bad time!"
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My chick pushed to hard when i was gumballing her and she took a dump.
I jizzed when i gumballed my girl.
Gumball Machine is my favorite sex thing to do.
I jizzed when i gumballed my girl.
Gumball Machine is my favorite sex thing to do.
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Get the gumball mug.A wannabe hoe who's afraid of being in a relationship. She spends as long as she can drawing a guy in and leading him on, making him think she's "the one," but then once the guy makes a move she goes apeshit on him, rejects him hard, and makes him feel like a fucking piece of shit loser.
Guy 1: "Hey how'd things go with that chick you've been crazy about for the last month?"
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."
by Mr.nj April 16, 2017
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