Guillermo

An autistic but beautiful Spanish kid that lives in the center of Madrid. He masturbates three times a day with pictures of his crush.

Girl: I wish Guillermo is fapping with a picture of me.

by MrCrow237 May 19, 2020

Guillermo

You haven't been practicing.

STOP BEING A GUILLERMO AND PRACTICE

by moocow69420 January 5, 2021

Guilhermo

Big black sexy ass man who has the biggest dick of all!

Damn, you're such a Guilhermo!

by Guilhermo September 2, 2022

Guillermo

Yay Guillermo! He said the thing I said except not as well and after me! Neat! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!!

Hym "What's with bald, weasel-faced idiots trying to slight me today? My hair is too thick for most hair clippers, man. I shave my head just to spite you. When it comes to having a luscious mane that's impossible for one of us and not the other I'm willing to forgo that... To spite you. And you know you have to rub out that first easy one, my G. Or you don't, in which case, I feel bad for your wife.... But that's ok! I've been known to give lessons. 4,500 an hour, 3 lessons a week, and I'll pay for you to go to McDonald's or something while I teach you wife everything she needs to know. That's a steal! I usually charge 9,000! That's 50% off! But payment happens before I walk in the door and if I don't want to hump your wife, no refunds. But none of this has anything to do with Guillermo."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2023

Guillermo

a horny latino who loves to masterbate and watch porn. he also loves satin and silk.

P1: Guillermo only wears silk boxers
P2: yeah he sleeps naked in his satin sheets

by Imiss2019 December 31, 2023

Guillermo

* To ruin the business and lose $100mm
* To perform an unintentional rug pull in Web3 space

* Mate please ensure we follow KYC and AML policies properly, as I don't want to get our startup Guillermo'ed.

by JimNFT November 15, 2023

Guillermo

A tall sexy fine ass Mexican guy who has a huge ass cock like I’m talking DAMN the size is crazy.

Got some nice ass buns fr, make you wanna smack them. Also is very handsome is kind!

Would recommend, 10/10 would eat again!

Guillermo: Sigh I’m so sad
Me:Don’t be sad your dick is huge!!
Guillermo: you’re right!! Suck it >:)
Me: Okay papi

by M0nkeyAbbs November 21, 2023