Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearer

People, often caucasian teenagers and young adults, who wear clothing with a picture of Che Guevara on the front, without any prior knoweledge of the history and legacy of his actions. Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearers often mistake Che Guevara for a hybrid of Zack de la Rocha, and Hermann Krukenberg, and often aren't aware that his first name is actually 'Ernesto'.

According to many Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearers Guevara was an doctor who had both his hands cut off. He then went to on perform lead vocals in Rage Against the Machine, before they changed their name to Audioslave.

Source: The Clap, 'Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearer'

You are a Che Guevara T-Shirt wearer and you have no idea of who he is,
You are a Che Guevara T-Shirt wearer and you have no idea of what he did,
Your not interested in politics and you have no Cuban friends,
You Saw him on a jumper when you was just in Year 10,
You didn't know that he wasn't a singer in a political rock band...

by elursocaT September 28, 2008

Che Guevara

Someone I would 100% be gay for

Man 1: Man have you heard of Che Guevara?
Man 2: *Orgasm sounds*

by cheeseman694209786 May 26, 2023

Che Guevara

You may not know who he is but you definitely seen that iconic picture of him.

Who's that guy on all those t-shirts? I think his name was Che Guevara.

by Supreme Leader of Fucking January 5, 2021

Gianne Marie Guevara Paladin

A basic white religous bitch who is greed hungry to get her hands on old white men money

Gianne Marie Guevara Paladin is such a gold digger

I KNOW RIGHT

by Junior ojel May 30, 2022

Jade Guevara

My best friend jade is A friend that you would trust your kids with . a Girl who is quiet but once you get her trust she doesn’t stfu. I would trust jade with my entire life and if u don’t have a jade I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but jade ain’t one.

jade Guevara is Sandy’s bestfriend for life

by Criisiis August 11, 2022

Che Guevara Paradox

The Che Guevara Paradox is a phenomenon in which corporations (as well as individual's) claim to support the same ideologies of Che Guevara but in reality practice ideologies that are the opposite.

Person 1: it's always funny to see becky wear a Che Guevara Shirt dispite the fact that her family owns a diamond mine in africa.

Person 2: The Che Guevara Paradox continues...

by Dr. asdf September 2, 2025

Che Guevara

Someone who hasn’t watched Game of Thrones.

-Don’t spoil it to me.
-Don’t worry, I’m a Che Guevara.

by Broken Nixon April 16, 2019