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Gub Parden

Gub Parden
noun | UK Slang | Origin: Probably coined after pint #5

Definition:
A “Gub Parden” is what your mate slurs at 8:42 PM on a Friday when they mean pub garden but have been in it since noon and the sun has pickled their brain like a jar of pickled eggs behind the bar.

Characteristics:
• Contains exactly 3 wobbly picnic tables
• One broken patio heater that hasn’t worked since 2009
• A resident wasp who thinks he owns the place
• That one guy who always takes his shirt off as soon as the temperature hits 14°C
• Clouds of cigarette smoke that would be illegal indoors but are considered ‘ambience’ out here

Warning: Not to be confused with “Club Garden,” which is what Americans think you’re saying when you’re 7 pints deep and trying to explain the magic of a British summer.

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Usage:
“Oi lads, let’s head to the gub parden before Terry tries to DJ again.”
by TESSDRILLA April 30, 2025
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Gub

Get the gub before he finishes his chug jug
by Memento V2 September 21, 2019
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Gub

As a noun: A "gub" refers to a fish. This can be any fish, but is used more for large fish, fish with big mouths, and/or fish that like to eat a lot. Sometimes other aquatic animals (shards, whales, etc.) can be referred to as such. The plural for "gub" is "gubs."
As a verb: The action of "gubbing" is for an aquatic animals (usually fish) when they pick at the bottom of either a tank or body of water in order to obtain food. "Gubbed," "gubbing," and "gub" are the past, present, and future tenses for this word.
As a noun: We went to the local aquarium and saw many large gubs.
As a verb: My pet fish gubbed at the bottom of the tank after they were fed.
by supersmilyface1 June 1, 2020
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Gub

Person A: Hey, have you seen the new kitten in the neighborhood?

Person B: Yes, I have! She is absolutely adorable. She's such a Gub, and she's the cutest little ball of fur you'll ever see!
by OpaGramps January 3, 2024
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Gub

The amount of corn in your poop.
Man: How gubbed are you? Medium?

Man 2: I'm only lightly gubbed, I didn't eat much corn last night.
by ChungHoleInator September 12, 2016
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Gub

Have you seen Gub at all lately, he’s been acting pretty gay
by Stirdasauce October 29, 2023
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Gub

do you know shaylan the gub
by UnluggyUce November 3, 2021
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