Gub Parden
noun | UK Slang | Origin: Probably coined after pint #5
Definition:
A “Gub Parden” is what your mate slurs at 8:42 PM on a Friday when they mean pub garden but have been in it since noon and the sun has pickled their brain like a jar of pickled eggs behind the bar.
Characteristics:
• Contains exactly 3 wobbly picnic tables
• One broken patio heater that hasn’t worked since 2009
• A resident wasp who thinks he owns the place
• That one guy who always takes his shirt off as soon as the temperature hits 14°C
• Clouds of cigarette smoke that would be illegal indoors but are considered ‘ambience’ out here
Warning: Not to be confused with “Club Garden,” which is what Americans think you’re saying when you’re 7 pints deep and trying to explain the magic of a British summer.
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noun | UK Slang | Origin: Probably coined after pint #5
Definition:
A “Gub Parden” is what your mate slurs at 8:42 PM on a Friday when they mean pub garden but have been in it since noon and the sun has pickled their brain like a jar of pickled eggs behind the bar.
Characteristics:
• Contains exactly 3 wobbly picnic tables
• One broken patio heater that hasn’t worked since 2009
• A resident wasp who thinks he owns the place
• That one guy who always takes his shirt off as soon as the temperature hits 14°C
• Clouds of cigarette smoke that would be illegal indoors but are considered ‘ambience’ out here
Warning: Not to be confused with “Club Garden,” which is what Americans think you’re saying when you’re 7 pints deep and trying to explain the magic of a British summer.
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by TESSDRILLA April 30, 2025
Get the Gub Pardenmug. by Memento V2 September 21, 2019
Get the Gubmug. As a noun: A "gub" refers to a fish. This can be any fish, but is used more for large fish, fish with big mouths, and/or fish that like to eat a lot. Sometimes other aquatic animals (shards, whales, etc.) can be referred to as such. The plural for "gub" is "gubs."
As a verb: The action of "gubbing" is for an aquatic animals (usually fish) when they pick at the bottom of either a tank or body of water in order to obtain food. "Gubbed," "gubbing," and "gub" are the past, present, and future tenses for this word.
As a verb: The action of "gubbing" is for an aquatic animals (usually fish) when they pick at the bottom of either a tank or body of water in order to obtain food. "Gubbed," "gubbing," and "gub" are the past, present, and future tenses for this word.
As a noun: We went to the local aquarium and saw many large gubs.
As a verb: My pet fish gubbed at the bottom of the tank after they were fed.
As a verb: My pet fish gubbed at the bottom of the tank after they were fed.
by supersmilyface1 June 1, 2020
Get the Gubmug. Person A: Hey, have you seen the new kitten in the neighborhood?
Person B: Yes, I have! She is absolutely adorable. She's such a Gub, and she's the cutest little ball of fur you'll ever see!
Person B: Yes, I have! She is absolutely adorable. She's such a Gub, and she's the cutest little ball of fur you'll ever see!
by OpaGramps January 3, 2024
Get the Gubmug. by ChungHoleInator September 12, 2016
Get the Gubmug. by Stirdasauce October 29, 2023
Get the Gubmug. 