A statement used when someone is so sure/confident that he/she is correct about something, that he is willing to have his head chopped off if he is proven wrong.
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1. Noun: the people you live with or hang out with during a pandemic quarantine.
2. Verb: raiding supplies or gang banging during a pandemic quarantine. Similar to tag-teaming.
2. Verb: raiding supplies or gang banging during a pandemic quarantine. Similar to tag-teaming.
"We're all out of toilet paper"
"All right quaranteam, don your CBRN gear and grab your weapons; we are going to quaranteam the covidiot neighbours across the street"
"All right quaranteam, don your CBRN gear and grab your weapons; we are going to quaranteam the covidiot neighbours across the street"
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