confirm-plus-gurantee-chop

A statement used when someone is so sure/confident that he/she is correct about something, that he is willing to have his head chopped off if he is proven wrong.

Of course this is a scam. 100%. I confirm-gurantee-plus-chop.

by Kua September 3, 2005

guarantee

A guarantee is the inverse of trust.

Rhys Muldoon: "I trust Amanda Vanstone. If I left her alone in a room with a bucket of fried chicken, I'd trust her to eat it up. I'd also trust her to then launch a national inquiry into who ate the chicken."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

Quaranteam

1. Noun: the people you live with or hang out with during a pandemic quarantine.

2. Verb: raiding supplies or gang banging during a pandemic quarantine. Similar to tag-teaming.

"We're all out of toilet paper"
"All right quaranteam, don your CBRN gear and grab your weapons; we are going to quaranteam the covidiot neighbours across the street"

by rebnvodka March 25, 2020

100% black guy guarantee

A 100% guarantee that a black man will get you what he guarantee'd, be it good's, favors, services and most importantly white women.

You get this done, I will wingman for you and you will get her as your girlfriend. 100% black guy guarantee!

by Sindarian October 24, 2018

Quaranteaster

Quarantine Easter Easter in Quarantine

Man! We couldn't have anyone over for our Quaranteaster egg hunt.

by Enlightened Egg April 12, 2020

quaranteaster

when it’s Easter 2020 and you’re a senior and all you can do is make up words so that you can fill the void inside your heart for not having graduation and prom because you are stuck in quarantine

Man this quaranteaster sucks

by chloesrandomshitintheus April 13, 2020

D.V. Guarantee

A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.

Dude, my wiener is eight inches long. I give the D.V. guarantee that it is.

by Mazz MSU October 30, 2008