gaping anus

When an anus lets loose such a shit, that it stretches the hole past is physical limit, causing it to then gape.

" Wow, what took you so long in the bathroom?? you must have a gaping anus by now!!?

by Krahnic September 18, 2010

Forrest Gumping

When one is stoned but not quite retarded; basically on the border of being alright and just fucked up. Forrest gump was not normal but he wasn't retarded, hence the perfect comparison to being not fully baked.

Pablo: everyone stoned yet?
Daniel: I'm still pretty sober...
Chris: I'm fucked up...
Alex: I'm Forrest gumping over here, 2 more hits and ill be stupid!

by Alex E aka Monkey February 9, 2008

Gaping

verb. The act of spreading the asshole with something other than your penis. Primarily four fingers (two on each hand).

Dude i was gaping her last night with four fingers, and i made her asshole square, i coulda measured the right angles.

by angry ga[]Der September 4, 2010

gaping

An irregular sized vagina or butt hole.
made wider by having to much sex.
A very loose vagina or butt hole.

Callie's so gaping you could stick the thumb of michigan in her vagina.

I thought i discovered a black hole only to find out it was Callie's gaping vagina.

by Chene Nowicki December 9, 2008

Gaping Asshole

An anus with humongous size, usually in diameter. See wordgoatse/word

He crammed his sticky thick love shaft into her gaping asshole.

by Omniverse March 28, 2003

Gaping Chasm

A large Anal Cavern, Usually a result of continuous penetration to the anal cavity by a large object or sexual organ.

Gaping Chasm, I fucked my girlfriend's ass so hard, I left her with a Gaping Chasm

by Brian Jones the tool August 6, 2007

Gaping Dragon

When you stretch out your girlfriend's ass, put a beard dragon in, and let it crawl around.

I bought a lizard so I could give my girl a gaping dragon.

by Ray Copper March 7, 2014