
by jbrkfbn October 27, 2017

A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.
Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!
by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Roommate 1: I was getting it all night, man!
Roommate 2: I know! I couldn't sleep with all the Guam Guam Guam noises coming through the walls.
Roommate 2: I know! I couldn't sleep with all the Guam Guam Guam noises coming through the walls.
by Guamiest October 21, 2021

by GUAMzilla June 15, 2024

Yo you wanna go guam on that wasteyute from H-block?
Friend one: Yo WYD
Friend two: Im just guaming rn
Friend one: Yo WYD
Friend two: Im just guaming rn
by jewishjewler October 20, 2020
