Angry Grouch

The act of having sex with a midget on a trash can so that they are the same height as you.

He made an "angry grouch" when he banged that midget stripper after her show so hard he knocked her off her trash can. She was pissed.

by DONTHATECELEBRATE April 29, 2012

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grouch potato

n. Person more interested in complaining than solving.

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My husband hates our government but he will not make the effort to vote. He is a total grouch potato.

by gnostic3 August 2, 2020

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Grouch-pus

Someone with a stank ass attitude

Wow your attitude sucks you’re being such a grouch-pus !!

by Itsbrittanyb July 21, 2022

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Grouch-Pouch

a hormonal man

Michael is being such a grouch-pouch with his shitty hormonal attitude towards all females with a positive outlook.

by xp!ora March 22, 2025

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Ultimate Grouch

Grouching out so hard on OxyContin that you nod out and drive straight across a rotary.

Dude, did you see the rotary today? Someone pulled an ultimate grouch and pulled right through it.

by kaylaxkitten July 17, 2022

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A grouch man is a fictional man that checks the category of messy, slut, twink, small, occasionally tall, looks like he hasn't slept in 9 months, mostly evil, commonly mean, very regularly depicted by their black, white, or dark coloured hair.

EX;
Yakov (Guilty Parade)
Nagito (Danganronpa 2)
Rei Suwa (Buddy Daddies)
Hiyori Sou (Your Turn to Die)
Keith (Voltron)
Wolfwood (Trigun/Every variant)

If you want to be really out there, grouch men could include;
Shadow The Hedgehog
Eyeless Jack (Creepypasta)
Ben Drowned (Creepypasta)

Omg, he is such a grouch man.

by THELigmaSigma April 20, 2023

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