granny bikini

This is the variant of the bikini swimsuit that was popular and considered daring in the mid-1960's, when the Beach Party movies were made starring Annette Funicello or the original version of Where the Boys Are. It consists of a full, often padded, bra and a short-shorts or skirted bottom, as opposed to the string bikini or the French cut bikini of later times. This term is usually used sarcastically to refer to the type of swimwear occasionally adopted by those who are excessively modest or who have very restrictive parents.

Jessica can only wear granny bikinis on the coast because her parents are professional hardshell Baptists.

by eViL pOp TaRt June 23, 2006

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granny circle

A type of thing for manly men, strictly heterosexual, but no girls allowed !!!! They sit in a circle in their grandma’s basement in their grandmas rocking chairs and go “BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH” while the drill sergeant yells at them to hold out. While they’re in the rocking chairs they are masturbating. And they have blank stares on their faces while they moan and groan. Only for da boyz. Reminder this gay orgy is definitely not gay at all. Then the grandma comes down to see da boyz having fun and decides to leave them alone. This is very sex related. After all da boyz leave, the grandma takes the rocking chairs and eats all the salty ice cream while going “boy this is good, real salty and white but good !!!”. And they all meet on Thursday’s to do this, or occasionally when they’re severely horny. Reminder: This is for very manly and heterosexual men. Totally not closeted at all.

Micheal was in a granny circle next to Ben.
“OHHHH STOP IT MICHEAL STOPP” yelled Ben in the granny circle, “IM GONNA CUM AAH AAAAHH” yelled Micheal in the granny circle.

by Milean0875 June 19, 2021

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Granny Lane

Trucker Slang. Referring to the right lane or slow lane.

That asshole needs to be in the Granny Lane. He's holding up traffic in the Hammer Lane.

by KingFan43 July 26, 2009

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Granny Flip

when a person mixes the drugs LSD, MDMA/ecstasy, and 2CB together

person 1: Hey Newt, wanna go granny flip after my grandmas funeral in memory of her

person 2(Newt): Hell yea dude, maybe we can meet her on the astral plane

by LSDick October 26, 2020

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