Grapple

When you are having doggie style sex and the penis slips out and accidentally gets inserted into the anus or the wrong hole

Z: Oh shoot it slipped out.
S: Stick it back in!
*S yells*
S: Dude! you just fucking grappled me!

by FlyingSpiderMonkey March 14, 2010

grapple juice

Grape juice and apple juice combined, makes Grapple Juice! It's very tasty, and not as tangy as grape juice.

This grapple juice is delicious!

by KFabMom March 7, 2009

Green Bay Grappler

This highly homo erotic mixed erotic martial arts move is defined by the act of two jujitsu enthusiasts grappling fully nude in a public handicapped bathroom stall ending when the winner has the loser pinned in one of the art’s many submission techniques and then taking as big a shit on to the losing grappler’s head. For those not into fecal erotica, chocolate cake can be substituted as well as the use of a funnel and/or a glass coffee table to simulate this ancient act of mixed erotic martial arts.

“Dude, I just walked into the crippled stall and Jimothy and Jessie were wrestling, buck nekkid on the floor and Jimothy was gruntin’ out a huge shit onto Jessie’s forehead! WTF?”

“Ah… Good ol’ Jim, practicing his new jujitsu move again… haha…”

“Wth? That’s totally disgusting and gay!”

“That’s Jimothy’s signature move, the Green Bay Grappler!”

by RocketJohn September 17, 2007

grapler aka spider fuck

this is an alterative or modification of the missionary position say if your girlfriend or wife think that you are boring in the bed.. and that the missionary position is to common or in other words ain't shit. what you do is rest her on her back take both of her legs and put your arms under her thighs, lift her legs up to the point where your both of your hands meet, lock your hands together an do the (JACKHAMMER DRIVE)this alows for better penetration and faster strokes..

by R8D-X March 21, 2003

grumplefuck

One who grumples often.

Man, that guy Dan is a grumplefuck.

by Auntie Pigtails July 27, 2009

grumplestiltskin

n. the act of passing out on the toilet while taking a dump.

After drinking a case of Moosehead, Evon took a grumplestiltskin and was awakened the next morning by his startled roommate.

by jj bizzippo May 2, 2008

Grappler

A man who seeks to hook up with abnormally fat girls

Man that chick was huge... he was such a grappler

by Biff mcgillicutty April 14, 2006