Crunchy Granola

Noun. A person who is lives in a healthy, green, vegetarian way. This person often supports Greenpeace and other such environmental and anti-war groups.

Aislin is a crunchy granola, and I think she was awesome at the anti-war ralley today!

by Kag September 11, 2006

grano

1.-Some people call the Seeds as "Granos" in spanish.
2.-Most in Dominican Republic urbans calls "Granos" to Testicles (male balls).

1.- "Granos de Habichuelas" is like "Beans seed" or "Corns Seed".
2.- "Que grano tu tiene!!!" is like say "What a balls you have men!!!"
2.2.- "te voy a dar una pata en un grano!" is like saying "I'll kick your balls"

by kokodrilito October 4, 2006

granjob

Is a hand job given by a guy after a long shower has made his hands pruny, and soft, like an old woman's hands.

Get out of the shower Logan, are you trying to give yourself a granjob?

by Ted (credit to Alecia & Sarah) June 11, 2008

Granola

A hippy, minus the sex, drugs and rock & roll .
(fun stuff)

Hippy - fun = granola

by Al Kykyoraz September 20, 2013

Granola Dick

A lumpy penis typically caused by some form of sexually transmitted infection.

Trent has a granola dick.

by JMGolden December 17, 2014

Granola Bar

Granola bars are pocket-sized nutrition powerhouses made from whole grains like rolled oats, nuts, dates and natural sweeteners like honey or maple syrup or brown rice syrup.

Try baking your own granola bar

by EatAnytime December 13, 2017

Granola Girl

Granola girl is like a nature girl, but far hotter and actually about that life. She will ask if you wanna go camping in the middle of winter and be serious about it. Did I mention she’s really hot?

That girl asked me out last week but said she’d only go if we went hiking… serious granola girl vibes. Still gonna go though because she’s hot as hell.

by Yondilly January 31, 2022