gopher-shank 

A long pole-like instrument used for stabbing, usually crudely formed.

The inmate made a gopher-shank to attempt to stab the guards.

gopher-shank by Ricochet0311 January 26, 2009

gopher boobs 

boobs that hang and or sag low(see cowboobs or utters)

man1: yo see that girl? she had gopher boobs!
man2: gopher boobs? what are they?
man1: you take off the bra and they "gopher the floor"
man2: that is just fucked up

gopher boobs by Big Muthafuckin Red June 15, 2007

Gopher Monkey 

Gopher Monkey (Go-Fur--- Mon-key) n ---- It's like a gopher, only it goes "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

Kevin: "Holy cow man, did you see that Gopher Monkey pop out of the ground?"

Chad : Yeah, it went "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

Gopher Monkey by MagesRealm July 1, 2009

Gopher Ball 

A home run or round tripper, a combination of "Go four" as in the number of bases you round on a home run.

The pitcher threw too many gopher balls and was taken out of the game.

Gopher Ball by Josie Becker December 15, 2008

Gopher Bop 

To strike ones testicles

Ball Taging

Gopher Bop by TIMMAH March 9, 2003

Gopher Puffs 

When You Chop Off The Balls Of Multiple Gophers Then Put Their Nuts In A Bowl And Pour Milk Over The Balls Then Enjoy Eaten At Breakfast Time

Guy:What Are We Gonna Eat For breakfast
Guy2:well I Just Got Some Gopher Puffs Just Make Sure You Dont Choke On The Fur

Gopher Puffs by LIL DANG^ER6U$ F6LKZ January 20, 2009

Gopher Holing 

When you've got a turd playing peek-a-boo with your butt!

C'mon lady get out of the bathroom I've got a turd gopher holing here!

Gopher Holing by LadyAnneValentine September 29, 2010