Man, I met a girl at the club last night. I went home with her and found out she was a furry gopher. I’m black and blue today.
by MongoSapiens December 31, 2020
That spooge gopher in the bathroom actually crawled out and asked me to comment on the duality of man this morning. Clean your bath, man!
by Chiefwiddler2 June 9, 2009
"Hey! Gopher mayo!" "What?"
by mary and isabella March 19, 2016
The game of shitting, and then sucking it back into your anus before it can fully leave your body, like that of a gopher leaving it's hole.
by GasMaskOverdrive December 5, 2017
When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."
by KWB March 14, 2005
When you have to take a shit so bad it's about to poke out. When you finally make it to the bathroom you must celebrate by going quoting Chevy Chase from the movie Caddyshack "Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na" because you finally put it in the hole.
by Jeff Jr January 31, 2008
When a male or female squats over a sleeping partner’s forehead and commences to start gopher holing repeatedly until the juicy turd is extended out far enough to leave a small shit stamp on their partner’s forehead.
Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.
Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.
There will be no gopher dot tonight. I had Taco Bell earlier. Too loose.
I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.
I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020