Grouching

The act of being a grouch.

Ashley wouldn't quit grouching today. She's so bitter.

by ms24 October 6, 2010

Goochin

Hey cuz step to me get naked goochin

Nigga 1:Sup fud chops we goochin
Nigga 2: wha's going on wagwan

by wagwaninit March 16, 2017

gothing

a freaking cool last name. (go-thing)

boy: what's you last name?
girl: gothing
boy: woah! cool. like you go thing!!
girl: haha. yeah...

by jloveeex3 July 24, 2009

Goochinator

Someone who has a piercing on their guiche.

Damn that guy had 6 piercings down there, whatta goochinator!!

by MasterSpecialTits December 17, 2010

gothing it up

The process by which ugly people intentionally make themselves less attractive, in order to give themselves an excuse for being ugly.

"Ew, did you see how much makeup she's wearing?"
"Yeah, she's really gothing it up."

by MoronsWithCameras March 26, 2007

gooching

An industry term for duct tape that entails the unintentional act of tearing off a piece of duct tape and having it accidentally sticking to itself.

The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.

"Dude, so gay. I had the perfect size piece of duct tape and I accidentally let it go with my left hand and it fell on itself, and now its stuck and useless."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."

by RedMarker February 24, 2009

Gooching

When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching

Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"

by urban worrior hero April 4, 2014