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Gnarly-gnarlyisms

Words or phrases created by Charlie Sheen that are often spewed out randomly when coked out of his mind. Megalomaniac ejaculations in a diarrhea-of-the-mouth type diatribe that endorse a machismo, narcissistic ethos concerning one's life and how it should be lived.
That dude was so Sheened out of his mind last night. He was ear-fucking me with two straight hours of Gnarly-gnarlyisms. At one point he told me "I'm a fucking M1 Abrams Tank, Bro! I will use full force when strategically necessary and I will blow my fucking load when the orders come in from Command. And I am the soldier AND commander, Bingo! I have magic tank trigger fingers. WINNING!"
by Jose War March 16, 2011
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Gnarly Rhino

This is when you are banging a chick missionary and you head butt her cause she wont shut up.
I got some vajayjay last night but unfortunatley i had to gnarly rhino that shit because her mouth wouldnt stop moving.
by iFuck June 12, 2008
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Gnarly bastard

Someone who doesnt care about what you think cause they do not care about anything at all. Has the best humor and antics and lives life without emotion
He simply shows 0 emotion he would probably not think twice about killing someone. What a gnarly bastard!
by MyFleshIsAGhost March 17, 2019
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gnarly dude

A phrase that non Southern Californians usually east coasters think is only something people say in the movies, when in fact we use it all the time, along with awesome, stoked and rad. Mostly a coastal term, but also used in the inland empire aka the land of the dirt people.

It describes an impressive event whether it be positive or negative.
That crash was fuckin gnarly dude!

I'm so stoked for the party tonight! It's gonna be gnarly dude!
by OC2LV March 24, 2008
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Gnarly Marly

A blunt/joint that contains atleast two(2) ounces of marijuana aka cannibis aka bud aka pot aka peace aka every single word in the world you want to use.
EX: person 1, "hey man, lets go roll up a super blunt."
person 2, "no way, man. we are going to the moon with a Gnraly Marly, man."

EX: person 1, "check out this Gnarly Marly, man."
person 2, "holy shit. we are going to get fucked up."
mugGet the Gnarly Marlymug.

Gnarly poop

Just a flat fuckin gnarly poop. One of those where you're sitting down droppin a deuce canoe in brown town and you're just thinking about how badly you wished you had fixed your exhaust fan when it broke last month.
Bro, I just took a gnarly poop. For real, give it at least 10 minutes before you go in there.
by The Real Clitorisaurus September 12, 2018
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velvet gnarly

A blowjob from and elderly woman who has removed her dentures.
Sweetheart, remove your teeth and give me a velvet gnarly
by partylights October 15, 2017
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