glurpin

A situation in which different outcomes is better for all.

Capitalism in imperfect in its raw form, but overall it's a glurpin.

by JustTrying September 21, 2021

Glurching

The process of bringing a couple friends to a grave yard, digging up a corpse and laying it on a table. You then proceed to have one group member join mouths with the cadaver, while the other member finds another hole to inclose with their mouth. the third member will pile-drive their arm into the cadavers chest/stomach, causing all of the fluids and movable mass to shoot into the other members mouths’.

“yo dude, let’s go try some Glurching tonight!”

by Smply April 25, 2022

Glurp'en

When Drew Davidson whiffs every shot in Valorant.

We would have one the game but Drew was too busy glurp'en.

by Tacohoe May 3, 2022

Glarphael

A special type of fairy, usually stinky and very hostile, do not approach if you see one.

"Yo dude did you see that glarphael over there? It looks wicked mad!
"No I didn't, I'm going to touch it"
"No dude don't!"

by Old Grandma Bethanie May 12, 2022

glurpification

The action of making a Glurpee®

The glurpification of the yellow Gatorade hit harder than Chris Brown hit Rihanna

by average cock Joe February 23, 2023

glurp

when a goat falls due to a extreme fright

"Oh no the goat just glurped"

by kermit the frog #1 October 22, 2023

Glurpies

Glitter herpies. Craft glitter that is VERY contagious and transfers very easily to many different mediums.

Please don't kiss me on the cheek with your glurpies! I can't get it off!

by anonymous December 18, 2023