shrimp gloves

A badass human whose friends called him “hands” in high school.

Watch yourself, or shrimp gloves will snatch yo bitch!

by The real New Guy October 1, 2020

Rubber gloves

The thing you use when you don't have a condom your size

I've said enough about rubber gloves

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 May 30, 2021

kyokos._gloves

kyokos._gloves is a very cool cosplayer, she is super talented and good at cosplaying

person 1: what is a kyokos._gloves ?
person 2: what ISN'T a kyokos._gloves!?
person 1: idk
person 2: they are so cool, they are my favourite cosplayer

by edaclawthornesupremacy November 18, 2021

horse with gloves

something that will undoubtedly fuck your whole existence.

"I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."

by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018

Buckets and gloves

Most commonly used in ice hockey, Buckets and gloves refers to a fight taking place where both players keep their helmet and gloves on throughout the fight.

John: Yo, did you see jack's buckets and gloves fight last night?
Mack: Yea looked like a hell of a donnybrook.

by Patruce October 25, 2020

touch gloves

when two men touch their balls together like boxers would gloves

i guess i will touch gloves to DP that chick

by kara845 April 26, 2011

baby gloves

To treat somebody with utmost caution so as not to disturb or inconvenience them due to their stature or persona.

They always handled him with baby gloves because they knew his father was the boss.

by Al Joshalot February 2, 2010