Cherry Glazed Donut

while receiving oral sex from your partner, pull out just before ejaculation, blow on her face then punch her in the nose causing her to bleed

I gave her a nice cherry glazed donut

by super wedo December 21, 2008

Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut

When a man and a woman do the naughty dog productions and the man makes Krispy Kreme icing and cakes the donut. Now that the kids are gone, where a man and a woman bounce on each other until the man reaches his moaning period and spunks in or on the pussy.

Oh my god I turned that bitch Beth's pussy into a Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut last night.

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 22, 2023

Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner

My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut

by Horse Peener December 1, 2023

Glazed Donut

When you fuck a girl with a buzz cut or bald head and cum on top of her head

Lindsey just cut all her hair off so I gave her a glazed donut last night

by skinnybutpacking April 6, 2021

Alaskan Glazed Donut

When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.

Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?

by Dunkeyfuck April 8, 2018