Glasgow kiss

a vicious headbutt (is there another kind?)
Zinedine Zidane showed his displeasure with Materazzi's comments by giving him a Glasgow kiss, drawing a red card from the 2006 FIFA World Cup Final.
by Lillian Thuram July 10, 2006
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glasgow scale

The official scale used to measure a drunken state.
A 1 to 15 scale, 15 being sober, 1 being dead.
Sam was gone, you can tell he can't handle his drink, he was pulling a 5 on the Glasgow!

"Call an ambulance, she won't wake up"...later that day..."the paramedic said she was lucky, she was 3 on the glasgow scale"

"Nah I've only had a couple, I'm still in double figures on the glasgow"
by Gearsy July 04, 2008
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Glasgow Hug

A Glasgow Hug is specific to the city of Glasgow in Scotland, but instead of an actual Hug, it is a stabbing with a knife or a shiv.

This type of Hug has been very common to the city of Glasgow for many years.
Guy 1: You hear about Tony?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: Someone gave him a Glasgow Hug.
Guy 2: I'm sure he had it coming.
by Mithrandir21 July 05, 2018
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Glasgow Martini

1. A concoction containing codeine linctus (any brand) with any other spirit or mixer.

2. A Codeine based drink, where the Codeine is abused for its recreational value.
“She was found dead in Drumchapel after a few too many Glasgow martinis“

“You take your life into your hands with a Glasgow martini
by Indyref2ElectricBoogaloo May 20, 2022
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Glasgow Broil

When you defecate on a barbeque grill, then ignite the grill...or when human feces is placed on a BBQ that is already ignited. A popular form of hijinks among inebriated individuals in Scotland's largest city.
Tommy got wasted on Corona Seltzers last night to the point where he hopped the fence and cooked a Glasgow Broil on the neighbor's grill.
by Have Another Donut October 15, 2020
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Glasgow donkey

When you're eating ass and they accidently donkey kick you while they cum
So I was about to blow my load and I totally Glasgow donkey'ed my girlfriend
by Glasgowcory March 04, 2017
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Glasgow Rangers

A scottish football team. Supported by mainly Protestants and have been coined Dirty Orange bastards (DOBs) and huns. They also have a grossly different way of interpreting F.T.P...........
"The huns lost at the weekend" - random person talking about Glasgow Rangers losing their match
"Glasgow Rangers dropped to 3rd place in the league under Hearts"
by The Aise of Spaids June 14, 2006
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