Gargantuar

An enormous, powerful member of the undead race led by Dr. Zomboss that attacks by smashing any and every form of plant life with the intention of felling this massive zombie in its path. If the Gargantuar reaches a weakened state, it throws its ally, an imp, in hopes of it trying to acquire the brains of the homeowner.

(Suburban almanac, PVZ1)
"When Gargantuar walks, the earth trembles. When he moans, other zombies
fall silent. He is the zombie other zombies dream they could be. But he still can't
find a girlfriend."

by A random cat from a video game September 10, 2022

glargh

close to blargh, but used to argue that there is a word that rhymes with blargh

them: i think you should really do it

you: glargh

by psychofergo April 28, 2004

Gargamel

While taking a shit in a freshly clean porta-potty and simultaneously masterbating, you attempt to climax at the same time as the blue kiss from the back splash of a turd swan diving in the tank. The task can only be accomplished at the stroke of noon on a 100 degree day.

After 25 years of attempts, Gavin finally attained the holy grail of completing the Gargamel.

by Angry64flyer May 20, 2022

Gargantua-Whore

1. A whore that is larger than life. He/She maintains a level of whoreness beyond any normal whore.

2. A fat lard that lays in bed all day and whores out. Can also pertain to obese people who give out sex like candy.

3. In prehistoric times, a Gargantua-Whore would rome the land searching for sex and cause mild earthquakes along the way. If one was to cross its path, they would have to fuck their way for freedom or pay the mighty price of being keestered. The keestering would last for weeks and if you survived or escaped, then you would smell like ass for all eternity.

"Jimmy sure loves those Gargantua-Whores. I walked into the kitchen this morning to find one of his girls eating breakfast. She was so huge, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard."

by ZombieTraining August 4, 2007

Gargamel

A crotchety old wizard who lives in a ramshackled stone building in the woods with a cat and occasionally a little boy who is always trying to hunt down and eat little blue creatures called wordsmurf/words because he's too lazy to walk to town and go to the deli for a pastrami on rye.

Gargamel hungry. Need smurfs...

by Zero X. Diamond March 28, 2003

gargantuous

Of tremendously large size

"yo my johnson was gargantuous when i was cleveland steaming her ginormous knocks"

by Alex & Jonny, roots July 16, 2003

Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.

Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.

by The Evit One October 28, 2010