German Taco

After engaging in anal sex, the penis is dressed like German dish with sauerkraut and German toppings alike. The other individual performs fellatio on the German dish, which tastes similar to a regular German meal.

Most common toppings; Saurkraut, spicy mustard, cheese, and semen (best served hott)

Works well when accompanied with a Shitler (see term for more details)

I asked this slut what kind of food she was in the mood for. She said German, so I parked the car and made her a German Taco. Lesson: Always keep sauerkraut in you're car.

by @Longhairshortd September 22, 2012

Germany

The only Western Democracy with brains enough to ban Scientology as a religion and put them under perpetual state surveillance.

Germany knew from bitter experience that a malevolent organization like Scientology had to be stopped!

by Anonymous Anthropologist October 7, 2008

German Totem pole

The German Totem pole is a sexual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other's lap, resembling a totem pole. They each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. A woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.

Oh man you rocked the top of the German Totem pole last night! Your arse was packed!

Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days

by Peanut Butter Dick December 4, 2013

German Jackhammer

fucking a female/male in the ass violently while thrusting downward in a jackhammer motion. (boxing gloves are a must need for this strategy) As doing so... You aggressively strike your opponent in the kidneys until she/he spills human waste onto your penis. Once you are finished you stare into your opponents eyes and scream "ALL HAIL HITLER"

Guy 1: Bro you smell like ass!
Guy2: I just finished a bitch off with a German Jackhammer!
Guy1: Dude gnarly!!

by Pelvic Fuck Fest May 16, 2015

German Shnouser

When you shit on somones chest then your face is stamped like an ink pad back into it

Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.

by Tim Y January 2, 2017

garment varmint

A strange creature that lives in the great cloth caverns.

My garment varmint is getting excited by all the hot pieces of ass.

by СукаБлять February 3, 2017

German eater

Someone who is lying, (chatting shit)

About someone or somthing

Connor you haven’t had sex with more then 2 girls

“Connor reply’s, yes I have

Ad responds your such a German eater

by ThekillerG November 25, 2019