The insertion of a Gerbil into ones rectal cavity, often for pleasure or occasionally ritually in the Philipino community to welcome the coming spring season.
Carl: Hey, are you coming to the dinner tonight? We have reservations.
Terry: Sorry, I promised Hans I'd help him with his Gerbilling.
Carl: Well, we all know that is a two man job!
Terry: That we do, Carl, that we do.
Terry: Sorry, I promised Hans I'd help him with his Gerbilling.
Carl: Well, we all know that is a two man job!
Terry: That we do, Carl, that we do.
by Mike Danger Williams February 1, 2018
Get the Gerbillingmug. Generally performed by homosexuals; the act of stuffing a gerbil up one's butt. Once in the folds of the anus, the gerbil becomes claustrophobic and claws and digs, giving the homosexual pleasure. A string is often tied to the gerbil's tail to allow the gerbiller to pull it back out. Toilet paper roles may also be used to help launch the gerbil into the homosexual's butt.
by Jebus November 17, 2006
Get the Gerbillingmug. One who does not perform tasks with intelligent thought or foresight. One who's stupidity tends to impair the ability to complete simple tasks; idiot.
by erfbutterfly September 10, 2016
Get the Gerbilmug. The act of drinking out of an upside down plastic alcoholic handle after the neck has been bent, in order to mimic a gerbil.
by Missss Tasty May 23, 2016
Get the Gerbilmug. A Gerbil is the opposite of a cougar, a Gerbil is a younger person who specifically dates older men/women.
“Did you hear about how Jenny started dating that sugar daddy?”
“Yeah, I never really took her as a Gerbil”
“Yeah, I never really took her as a Gerbil”
by Bye Elle August 13, 2018
Get the Gerbilmug. 
Adorable hamster like creatures which are the spawn of SATAN.
They have black eyes with no white. They act all innocent until they escape and you pick them up by the tail, at which point the tail falls off.
They can live for double the time a hamster can so they can cause double the trouble.
They need the biggest cages known to mankind and barely any water and food. They are practically IMMORTAL because the can fall from great heights and feel no pain whatsoever
They have black eyes with no white. They act all innocent until they escape and you pick them up by the tail, at which point the tail falls off.
They can live for double the time a hamster can so they can cause double the trouble.
They need the biggest cages known to mankind and barely any water and food. They are practically IMMORTAL because the can fall from great heights and feel no pain whatsoever
by ☻☻☻ January 5, 2020
Get the Gerbilmug.