gerbil catwalk

taint

i heard that john has a four inch gerbil catwalk. sick.

by you would never understand May 26, 2011

Gerbil Tail

When a woman has bush so hairy that its begins growing off her clit.

Suzie hasn't shaved in months and is starting to a Gerbil Tail.

by Blubyu18 February 5, 2010

gerbil jousting

when 2 men get on their hands and knees with their asses facing each other with each of them having a gerbil already loaded into their assholes and then place a single clear tube into both participants assholes long enough to fit snugly into both of their asses with enough room in between the two of them to watch the drama unfold. When ready, both contestants try to force each others gerbil into the others asshole, to make it seem as if holding court in the days of king arthur only there are no humans with their lives at stake, instead you are witness to the grand spectacle of gerbil jousting...dressing up the gerbils in time appropriate garb is optional but it does lend a certain air of authenticity to the event. If neither person can force the other gerbil to the other side then you will be witness to the brutal act of hand-to-hand gerbil combat which does happen from time to time. LET THE GAMES BEGIN !!!

MATT: my ass is really sore. MEL: well, maybe you shouldn't have been the official site for this years gerbil jousting contest you big, sloppy fag.

by amanda huginlick March 11, 2010

gerbil jelly

When you stuff a gerbil up your butt with a tube, remove the tube, then squeeze the gerbil with your sphincter until it slides out. Then you spread it on your toast.

Hey bro, did you try Joel's s gerbil jelly, it's homemade.

by Matter Hatter May 5, 2020

Gerbil Juice

The slurry that is produced from inserting a gerbil into ones' rectum.

"John's ass was leaking gerbil juice all over the carpet after he tried smuggling a couple of gerbils in his prison pocket. "

by Sir Blumpkin February 23, 2015

Gerbil Shot

A Gerbil Shot is when one bends the shaft of a 1.75 of vodka (plastic bottle only) to a 90 degree angle. Once this has been completed the person who bent the bottle flips the bottle upside down into another persons mouth (The Gerbil) while the person receiving the vodka holds their hand up with their wrists bent as if they were a gerbil. The one receiving the Gerbil Shot guzzles as much vodka (Karkov) out as possible. This is commonly confused with a mild case of cerebral palsy but is generally known as a Gerbil Shot.

Sally: Hi Honey how was work?
Jermaine: It was a rough day I lost three clients.
Sally: Well I have just the thing to cheer you up!
Jermaine: What might that be?
Sally: A Gerbil Shot!
Jermaine: Now I remember why I married you!

by Steve Ke September 24, 2007

gerbil party

A party where you put bagged wine on the walls and crawl around drinking from the bags like gerbils. There is often newspaper on the floor and it is contained to a single room for the full effect.

"Hey my parents are out of town this weekend!"
"Dope! I have some bagged wine, want to have a gerbil party?"

by Swag$$$$$$ April 11, 2015