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Lucy Gardner

A type of person who is amazingly beautiful, and loved by many
Person one: 'Wow, she is so nice, everyone likes her.'

Person two: 'I know, she is a classic Lucy Gardner.'
by ilovelucygardner January 21, 2012
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bum gardner

when some pony assed chump looks for some sly ass juicy ass to kiss
"check out that nick woodman kid felching that plumridge kid like hes a bum gardner or somin"
by tim gadd April 25, 2005
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Bum Gardner

A noun: when chia pet soil is used for lubrication during sex. specifically in the anus.
"Oh dude this one girl im with is totally into getting a Bum Gardner its insane"
by iminapillowcase August 17, 2006
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brett gardner

young centerfielder for the new york yankees (go YANKS!) born in holly hill, north carolina

can do a lot very well and his biggest attribute is his speed (said to be the fastest player in the whole YANKEES organization) but is also a mean fielder and is getting better at his batting.

first major league game was june 30, 2008
had 11 at-bats (not counting walks) before getting a hit but ended up with a respectable .228 BA by the end of the season (considering that he started to play a little after half of the season)

could be considered the yankees' version of jacoby ellsbury

he is also a prime example of why the yankees dont necesseraly need to get all their players from trades and free agency (yea even if im a yankee fan. im not too hot on everything they do, i dont understand why they dont call up more people from the minors, some of the yankees' greates players (ex: jeter, posada and mariano rivera) came from the farm system. but oh well, they got the money so why not.)
kid 1:hey that brett gardner kid sure is fast.

kid 2:i know he'll probably be a really good ball player

kid 1: and they didnt even have to get him in the free agency either!

kid 2: no way! so what the traded for him?

kid 1: no way man hes from their farm system!

kid 2: wow, well that just goes toshow you i guess
by preety big yankee fan January 7, 2009
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emilee gardner

The most amazing girlfriend ever. She is the most amazing and perfect girl you will ever meet in your entire life. She is funny and very outgoing. Once you meet her you wont want to leave her. She will kiss you and grab your hand when you least expect it. Everything about her is perfect, her face, eyes, body, smile, laugh, personality, EVERYTHING. Once you meet her you wont forget her. She is loving and caring but she will treat you the same way you treat her. She has alot of friends and all of them love her, but not as much as her boyfriend does. Her boyfriend is the luckiest guy in the world cause he gets to call emilee his and gets to hold her in his arms. She is truly the most amazing girl anybody would ever meet. <3
guy: dude look its emilee gardner

guy's friend: omg bro whoever's dating her is so lucky

guy: IKR!!!!!!
by mikelovesemilee September 20, 2012
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liam gardner

by BigWeeFwee January 31, 2018
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