by yohon February 10, 2005
Get the Gardner-Webb Universitymug. Gardner is a school in Los Altos Hills, California. The kids that go to it are hella rich and have like trillion dollar houses. The teachers are pretty much bipolar and know nothing about teaching. The classrooms are falling apart. The principle tries to act cool by wearing shape ups everywhere. She has no control of the students what so ever. The teachers switch out every year because they don't have enough money for them. The P.E. teacher goes crazy sometimes and just ignores the students while he sits on his "Swedish chair". You can't understand the digital arts teacher, the drama teacher has no butt, and the art teacher is a hippie. To top it all of all the kids are not athletic and they lose in the junior olympics every single year.
by ilovedogs98 June 19, 2011
Get the Gardner Bullis Elementary Schoolmug. Probably the most hairy person you met. Also a very handsome person. Likes taking care of his beard and eating for fun. Not a Jake nunes
by Barry Mahogany January 30, 2020
Get the Jake Gardnermug. A chink who lives in keelings in Cindy. He has a Mrs but doesn't talk to her cos she is 7 years old and has better things to do like play fortnite
by rlVash November 24, 2023
Get the Lincoln gardnermug. .
by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025
Get the Heidi Gardner Are Jessica Rabbitmug. 
The most amazing girlfriend ever. She is the most amazing and perfect girl you will ever meet in your entire life. She is funny and very outgoing. Once you meet her you wont want to leave her. She will kiss you and grab your hand when you least expect it. Everything about her is perfect, her face, eyes, body, smile, laugh, personality, EVERYTHING. Once you meet her you wont forget her. She is loving and caring but she will treat you the same way you treat her. She has alot of friends and all of them love her, but not as much as her boyfriend does. Her boyfriend is the luckiest guy in the world cause he gets to call emilee his and gets to hold her in his arms. She is truly the most amazing girl anybody would ever meet. <3
guy: dude look its emilee gardner
guy's friend: omg bro whoever's dating her is so lucky
guy: IKR!!!!!!
guy's friend: omg bro whoever's dating her is so lucky
guy: IKR!!!!!!
by mikelovesemilee September 20, 2012
Get the emilee gardnermug.