gammon slammer

the male genittalia with reference to sexual intercourse

i broke her beef curtains with my monsterous gammon slammer

by Nox Noctics July 17, 2006

Smash the Gammon

the act of vaginal sex between a man and a woman.

I am going to smash the gammon out of my girlfriend tonight!

by sbeere December 9, 2008

peter gammons

A red sox fan.

A person that believes David Ortiz is the most valuable player.

Ben Affleck is a bigger Peter Gammons than John Kerry, that was just for show. It didn't work.

That guy is such a Peter Gammons. Doesn't he know Vlad is the man?

by Tourists... April 7, 2005

gammon rod

A mans fanny batton.

"you put ur gammon rod in her last nite jon?"
"sur did - brilliant m8"

by Si-J September 8, 2006

Dog gammon

u know when dog gammon

he's eating my dog gammon. Pls no

by aznee346 February 21, 2021

Gammon Ear

North East Wales phrase.

Used to represent someone whose ear gets red when embarrassed or stressed.

Usually associated with management

Frequently heard in Esclusham area of Wrexham.

"Look at the Gammon Ear on that! "

"The Gammon"

by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019

gammon gateposts

See "vertical bacon sandwich"

She had lips like gammon gateposts

by Chrissy-Boy June 26, 2004