Futon Torpedo

massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon

He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..

by sneederbee November 29, 2011

Futon Cruton

When a girl gets up off your couch and leaves a spot.

Yeah I was finger blasting that chick on the couch and when she got up she left a futon cruton

by Staffro November 4, 2010

Fujonkers

The word used in place of, "Fudge!," or "Dammit!" This word is often used in its phrase, "Holy Fujonkers!"

Damen: Holy Fujonkers!

Sarah: What?

Damen: I just dropped my cereal.

by ohnoshedintgirlsheiscarazay November 24, 2010

FUBONA

Fat Upper Back Of Neck Area - when a fat person has fat rolls on the back of their head and neck

Check out that fattie's FUBONA! It looks like a couple of kielbasas!

by CADKP November 27, 2012

Fupunda

The cheese like substance that comes from the fupa =fatter upper pussy area

When Randy went down on the hooker he became covered in fupunda from the fat roll

by S.l.r. September 13, 2019

fuson

basically a badass.

omg its name is fuson it’s a badass

by ilovecbd November 12, 2019

Attack on titan futon cult

The best cult ever! Very peaceful, besties and swag. Only hot people join the futon cult

“Hey you know the attack on titan futon cult?”
“The largest, peacefulness, load of hot people?!”
“Yea!!”

by uuund3r_pr3ssure July 11, 2021