My daughter has tried to steal items from a store multiple times while at the supermarket after I left her on her iPad for a long time. Time to use parental forensics tools on her iPad to see what tiktok trend thing caused this.
by Gfshusbandforever December 18, 2021
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Mary has a PhD in Foreskin Forensics. Do not ever think of going back from a meeting with a "secret friend" without washing your foreskin. She will find even the tiniest amount of lipstick or other foreign substance on your prick.
by Wee Wee Willie Winkie April 13, 2023
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